I had a lifechanging-milliondollar-idea but i forgot it:
An autobiography of my life
What my class tought was the mannequin challenge
Today, i asked if we could do the mannequin challenge in class, we have real cool teacher and we would ask if we could record a video. So when the teacher came in we all stood up and he said take a seat aND EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME SAT DOWN AND NOBODY MOVED AND I WAS LIKE TF AND WE HAD TO STAND UP THE REST OF THE FUCKING PERIOD. God, i hate public school.
Smalltalks with me
Me: I don't know, i hate small talks. Nobody means it, i want someone who asks how my day was and MEANS it. Not just for 'being nice'. I guess love isn't for people like me. I'll never find a real loving person who feels me.
Starbucks barista: *shoving my order in my direction and slowly walking away with a concerned look* yea...
Reblogged bey
Am I the only one who has never used a selfie stick?
You're not alone
Reblogged dinofarts
Canadian police on the job.
They're doing a great job
Reblogged dinofarts
‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Reblogged dinofarts
They just left their bike Like, they just tried and then were like, naaahhh