The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

rick astley needs to make a deal with youtube to never play a pre-roll advert on never gonna give you up capitalism has destroyed the art of the rickroll

realised i have free will and made a petition to make this happen👇 please reblog i really want to see how far this can go

Remove all pre-roll ads from 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

wgat did u say

‪a few chapters into sunrise on the reaping and the conclusion I’m coming to is that while katniss keeps *a lot* to herself, 16 year-old haymitch was a chronic oversharer. he dropped in ONE chapter more of the entire district’s lore than she did in 3 books

"So Clerk Carmine came in– he's gay, by the way –and I had to head out and talk to my friend Burdock, who is related to the Covey and also has a crush on an apothecary girl, and she actually once did this thing where–"

rip maysilee donner you would have loved johanna mason

haymitch says himself katniss is like him, but luckier.

katniss realized the berries were nightlock before peeta ate them.

Ok this one was just cruel

Katniss: Haymitch would be pissed off at me for taking a 12 year old as an ally

Meanwhile Haymitch in his own games: *has honor issues with bunnies because he considers them allies and they're the same colour as his girlfriend's name*

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.

sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:

the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive

how do y’all think haymitch felt when katniss came back to him all “i want wiress, beetee, and mags as allies” in catching fire? hand-picking his two and a half men(tors)!!

“of course you do” as his response now means so much more bc he’s not just exasperated he’s like “you really are me with a braid”

i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright