dylan

helloooo im dylan, this is my page. wellcum! I am a writer, a film major, and a lame loser (affectionate).

here is a portfolio of sorts regarding my fanfiction

intro stuffs:

house barges into wilson’s office with a couple ducklings trailing behind. wilson knows it’s him so he doesn’t look up from what he’s doing. house asks him for money (because i don’t know he needs money for some reason, it’s related to a patient). wilson still does not look up. he says “is that how you ask?”

house glances at the doorway, grins to himself, and puts on a sickeningly sweet voice. “can i pleaaaase have my allowance?”

wilson hands over his wallet. “good boy”

house is barely concealing laughter. “thank you sir”

“you’re welcome princess” wilson finally looks up. he sees the door wide open with multiple doctors just staring at him, and a stupid shit-eating grin on house’s face.

wilson puts his head down on his desk and contemplates resigning as they walk away.

they made us learn MLA format in high school but i have literally never had a professor ask for it. the other day a girl was like "do we have to use MLA for this paper" and my professor literally said "do whatever."

i'm sure in more essay-heavy fields its useful and i'm not saying we shouldn't learn it in high school, it's just an observation i made

ignore my snort laugh but the face he makes here KILLED me

should i watch the pitt

sorry guys i’ve been playing balatro nonstop for many months and i have never posted about it and it’s my favorite game right now