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~Intro~
welcome to my little corner of the internet!
you can call me Toby or Blaise, though nicknames are welcome with open arms :D
[last update: 01/04/25]
Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken
Lego ninjago with your eyes closed
Lrfo jiniafo
Lrhp injabo
Lego Ninjago
What are you
Lego Ninjagi
Leti njhagi
Lego ninjago
Lego ninjagk
Lego ninjagk
lego ninjago
lego nungagi
lego ninjago (lets fucking go I’m so mentally ill I can spell this shit w my eyes closed)
lego nonjago
lego ninjavo (eh not bad :D )
lego Ninjafo
lego ninhago (Ehhhhh Close)
Lego Ninjago (idk how I did that bc when I type it with my eyes open I accidentally type Lego Ninjagi 😭😭😭 but ig my phone autocorrects it now)
Lego bubhagi (WTF 😭😭😭)
lego ninjago.
Oet bjijiqto
lefo bjbjago
Lego ninjagk
Leogi ninjsgk
lego ninjago HAH BITCH
Lwgo nonkho
leho ninjafo
Lego ninjago.
THE FUCK.
lego nijango
eh, close enough.
legi bingaf8
lego ninjaji
Laho ninjago
Huh, close enough
Lego nibjage
Lego nikani
i forgot how to spell lego ninjago halfway through??
lego binjago
lmao
Lego ninghagi
lego ninjabo
lefi ningafj
We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it.
she’s laying there, TRAPPED, nay ENSNARED, and you’re LAUGHING
you're welcome
According to my research............. him
[ID: four pencil drawings of Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney in various emotional states. Two are of him mid-breakdown, covering his face to hide his distress or openly sobbing and hugging himself. One is a redraw of his angry sprite made to be more huffy looking, in a cute way. The last one is him looking aloofly off to the side with his lips slightly parts, as if posing for a photo shoot. END ID.]
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately