Fun fact

when i watched ninjago for the first time, for some reason, netflix only had the dub set to my national language (not revealing for privacy purposes)

And so, for the first few seasons of ninjago, i genuinely believed that ninjago was a show made by my country!

I was wrong, and discovered the english dub through yt, trying to watch other seasons befoe they came on netflix.

And now, my lil bro is re-binging the whole show in the national dub, (even tho netflix now provides eng dub for all seasons except the first 2[???] why is that???)

But its so funny cus you can very obviously tell they only hired white guys becayse their way of speaking is so fucking white-boy-style (it makes sense to the locals dw abt it)

But also, the characters mannerisms and expressions are identical to the english dub. also they use big fancy words that literally NOBODY uses in speaking, so i literally used Ninjago to improve my language skills/comprehension.

its so fucking funny-

maybe i'll reveal it one day. But until then

imma laugh in my lil corner, at their way of speaking and the lovely characterization.

WHAT MAKES THIS SO MYCH FUNNIER

IS THAT FOR SOME FUCKKING REASON

EVERY SINGLE DUBBED SHOW IN MY LANGAUGE

HAS THE EXACT SAME CAST OF VOICE ACTORS

ACROSS ALL THE SHOWS.

ITS SO STUPID AND FUNNY TO ME

I dont know a SINGLE one of the VA's

But i recognize their voices every time. So that's how i know it wasnt made in my country.

Responses to my fantastic shittexts

(the banana thing is an inside joke-)

we have another addition

so-

Yesterday i watched Epic (the movie) for the first time. after two of my friends forced me to watch it (instead of studying for our mock exams-)

my thoughts?

I now have severe trust issues and have actively threatened them both with strangulation /j

@arsonism-the-eighth fuck you very much.

they straight up fuckkin lied to my face.

I'm sittin here, predicting cliche after cliche, and i see teh queen and i'm like. "Oh she's gonna die isnt she"

And they're both like "Nope. She and teh knight finally end up together because they realize theird feelings in teh moment of peril" or some shite.

and then thirty minutes in the queen. fuCKING DIES!!!

SHE DIES!!

IN HIS FUCKING ARMS.

AND I TURN TO MY FRIENDS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKWADS. AND THEY'RE GRINNING AT ME LIKE TWO BASTARDLY SHITWAFFLES

im sittin there like:

I will never forgive them for this-

PERISH.

so-

Yesterday i watched Epic (the movie) for the first time. after two of my friends forced me to watch it (instead of studying for our mock exams-)

my thoughts?

I now have severe trust issues and have actively threatened them both with strangulation /j

@arsonism-the-eighth fuck you very much.

:3

i am going to harm you-

so-

Yesterday i watched Epic (the movie) for the first time. after two of my friends forced me to watch it (instead of studying for our mock exams-)

my thoughts?

I now have severe trust issues and have actively threatened them both with strangulation /j

@arsonism-the-eighth fuck you very much.

they straight up fuckkin lied to my face.

I'm sittin here, predicting cliche after cliche, and i see teh queen and i'm like. "Oh she's gonna die isnt she"

And they're both like "Nope. She and teh knight finally end up together because they realize theird feelings in teh moment of peril" or some shite.

and then thirty minutes in the queen. fuCKING DIES!!!

SHE DIES!!

IN HIS FUCKING ARMS.

AND I TURN TO MY FRIENDS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKWADS. AND THEY'RE GRINNING AT ME LIKE TWO BASTARDLY SHITWAFFLES

im sittin there like:

I will never forgive them for this-

reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.

She bombs a castle because the princes cut her sister's hair.

Turns out our beloved prophet is not, in fact, able to broadcast his visions indefinitely.

imaginary/incoherent bullshit in claustrophobic environment.

My genius just struck.

So Hermes is Odysseus' great-grandfather, right?

And Hermes' father is Zeus.

And Zeus' daughter is Athena.

So...

Athena is his real great-auntie 💅

AUNTIE OWL

OWNTIE-

I am so normal

Is this what the lgbtq+ medival banner would look like??

Tattred in the wind, after decades of war. And yet, still as vibrant as the day the people pledged to it.

also I just noticed the eyebrowhair between green skittle 3 and purple skittle 3 and that is honestly the realest shit i've seen all day.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

I’m sorry but the THOUGHT that has been put into this, I actually CAN’T—

The fact that nearly every line is so metrically considered- near perfect iambic pentameter witb the occasional trochee for emphasis, but usually retaining a strong sense of rhythm nonetheless. And then the king comes in at the end, so wound in his disbelief that his response is reduced to prose.

And the even better thing about this is how easy it would have been to structure the king’s line into iambic pentameter: it is effectively already said as such because of the way wizardlyghost has phrased it, yet they haven’t!! They did not break the line, rendering what, by all typically of both Shakespearean canon and other periods context should be the character with the most command and authority in the whole play. If there was ever a more effective way to convey a genuine “what the fuck??”, I know of it not.

But it gets better!! Shakespeare regularly uses meter in order to represent class divide; the nobility usually speak in iambic pentameter, save for a few particularly chosen moments (e.g. Lady Macbeth’s descent into madness, Othello’s realisation of Desdemona’s “betrayal”) or just lines where Shakespeare needs to suggest high emotion or when a character is lost in thought. Supernatural characters like the fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the Witches in Macbeth usually speak in trochaic tetrameter, an inversion of iambic pentameter. Lower class characters, particularly those used for comic relief (usually under the influence of alcohol), speak with no structure at all: their language is plain prose. Therefore, if this is a conversation between these types of characters, as the prompt from silvergirachi suggests, why the hell are the characters speaking so eloquently???

Now, this is Tumblr. It is subsequently logical to assume that this may have merely been a humorous recreation (and a very good one at that) of the Shakespearean style in a way that is widely recognisable to an audience that may or may not have read a great deal of Shakespeare, which is understandable. However, logic is boring so I’m going to probe further into this to the point where future historians will look to this as an example of overanalysing.

The inherent eloquence of the characters here suggests an unusual subversion of the roles typically assumed in Shakespearean comedy. This could be interpreted along two major avenues: firstly, that the rhetoric displayed by the speakers is fundamentally representative of how truth can be expected even from the most seemingly pointless or ludicrous discussions. Furthermore, it could suggest that it matters not how well constructed your speeches are: if you talk bullshit, it’s going to sound that way despite your attempts to hide it.

This is similar but not identical to the second avenue of interpretation: there is the implication that the noblemen in the play are in fact the comic relief characters, therefore implying that the “common people” of the play are the ones whose influence, though not expressed in such a highly spoken manner, makes a lot more sense than whatever the hell this is. If this was a real Shakespeare play, I would call it a subtle exploration into the innate corruption of the rich and powerful. Well done, op.

Now, I doubt any of this is actually grounded analysis in any way, shape or form, but if someone else can take this to the extremes of writing a Shakespearean scene, why can I not analyse it as such? And where else to do so than Tumblr?

im in tears i didnt think anyone would put this much analysis into this‚ thank you so much

i also like that everyone else gets a version of their handle and then tumblr user pidoop is promoted to king

“I know people not by their names, but by their sins.”

"Hey there adultery, been a while you cheating bastard, how's the wife?"

"Yo! Greed! Haven't seen you since you fired me to 'cut costs'. Oh you made another business deal? Let me guess; You hire teenagers with no experience in the workforce and blatantly rob them by cutting their salaries and taking 2/3rd's of their money? Haha, Good times! Now about that homeless shelter you closed down for a new chain hotel-"

I am so normal

Is this what the lgbtq+ medival banner would look like??

Tattred in the wind, after decades of war. And yet, still as vibrant as the day the people pledged to it.

@random-remzy NAHHHHH YOU EVIL FOR THIS 😭😭😭

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (am I gonna turn into another @irunaki baby-eater case?)

3. #…now what gave you that idea

4. #a pleasure my fren :3

5. #:D

Witless you're not beating the carnivorous cannibal allegations.

*sprints away but keeps the kissies*

<3