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caprifiles

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she/her | 20s | mv33 apologist
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oriopal asked:

mother is mothering but its max with his rookies and his pole that he gave birth to 😌

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the only male who can be a mother of 5, give birth to his newborn (suzuka pole), and also carry the team on his back at the same time 😮‍💨

#asks#f1#max verstappen#oriopal
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every interviewer: max what do u REALLY think about the teammate swap

max: I think i want my car to go fast

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what if you were Max Verstappen and your girlfriend was several time zones away about to have your baby and instead of being there you had to answer stupid questions about stupid things ☹️ and then they asked you the same thing again ☹️ and again ☹️ and again ☹️ and you can't swear because you might get a penalty ☹️ and your vroom vroom doesn't go 🏎️ vroom anymore ☹️

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what if you were Max Verstappen and your race engineer said 'that's insane, POLE POSITION' when your car is 4th fastest on the grid 🤪 and your team love you and listen to you 🥰 and your GP gives you praise and love 🤩 and makes a trip to Suzuka worthwhile 🥹 and maybe you don't need to swear because the car finally feels good underneath you 🥳 and now all the people who doubted you are having to backtrack 🤭 because you're just the GOAT 🐐

#f1#max verstappen#japanese gp 2025
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Reblogged yesboys-haha
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stella saying "the car is competitive" like that's a revelation they gathered from qualifying... like he doesn't know they performed some religious kind of blood sacrifices to have a demon car forged in hell illegally fast... like he doesn't know EXACTLY what they did... yeah my guy, no shit it is competitive. it's almost embarrassing that anyone can out-qualify you guys.

#imagine having the fastest car on the grid#only to be out-qualified by max verstappen who has a car that only gets progressively worse every weekend#if it was me id be going to live in the mountains of peru#<-#f1#max verstappen#anti mclaren
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