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Bigfoots number one fan
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As I near 200,000 streams here at bigfoots-biggest-fan, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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firing off classic text posts like gunfire to ward off any corporate gentrification

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adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

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Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

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It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

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this is math

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i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

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Filing these away for later.

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I'm sure this will somehow be useful data for something I don't yet anticipate

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@bigfoots-biggest-fan can we get a Slur Song remix

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*puts on headphones*

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HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

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@bigfoots-biggest-fan Does signing this count for your April [redacted] Challenge?

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the joy you'll feel signing this officially qualifies as a nut

#AllNutApril
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The votes are in

The polls are closed and it's official, with over 1800 votes cast (!) and only 4% voting against it (!?!?!) - the overwhelming majority of you voted that we are doing All Nut April to promote the Slur Song.

God help us.

While you're of course free to partake in any way you see fit, here are the official groundrules to try keep this thing from veering off a cliff:

  1. To be eligible, you must nut every day in April (duh)
  2. We don't want you all getting mass nuked, so to acknowledge your participation, only reply to or reblog this post with the single word 'nut' if you achieve your daily quota.
  3. (To be very clear, if you are under 18 please don't do any of the above as we don't want to attract unsavory people to your blogs)
  4. We are not discriminating when it comes to the definition of nut. All genders and abilities may partake if you feel you have achieved a personal nut. Maybe you could even just eat a pecan every day. The rules are vague and tbh unlikely to hold up in a court of law.
  5. No NSFW reblogs on the official nut post please and thankyou, if you'd like to go ham on the hashtag or something go nuts (badum), but be sure to mark any NSFW materials as such for your fellow nutters who may be casually browsing the tag at the post office
  6. The most important thing is to have fun and/or stream the slur song

Happy nutting. There is 24 hours to spread the word, so be plentiful with that reblog button.

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And we're off to a flying start with over 50 nutters from early April entrants in Australia and New Zealand.

All sorts of personal nuts have been achieved, from the classic to more inventive approaches to AllNutApril including someone eating a granola bar, many pecan enjoyers, and one person saying they would be adding nut to their Baklava which ... well I really hope you mean pistachio and not... you know what you do you.

Big shoutout to @minimalundmaximalverwirrt who reported they hit their daily quota while streaming the Slur Song. Here's the link if you'd like to challenge yourself.

For those that would prefer to be anon, there will be a daily poll for you to log your participation:

Reblog for greater sample size.

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Night two and we have already logged almost a thousand nuts across polls, comments and reblogs. What an accomplishment for humanity!

Today's poll:

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#AllNutApril#The Slur Song
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Anonymous asked:

apparently april is STI/STD awareness month so I guess all nut april could also double as public safety? idk I'm on SSRIs all I can do is eat pecans

HAPPY NUT MONTH GO GET UR TESTS TO CELEBRATE

#AllNutApril
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codasylph asked:

I forgot to nut on the first because I was busy posting about Florida's special elections and doing savage raids in FFXIV. Can I just nut twice today or am I doomed?

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Its okay savage raids in FFXIV counts as foreplay <3

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Anonymous asked:

Do you think you'd be able to go 48 hours without any kind of porn/sexual activities, and do you regard yourself as having some sort of sexual addiction?

  • Yes and yes
  • Yes and no
  • No and yes
  • No and no
apolladay answered:

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But I will not! Not for @bigfoots-biggest-fan's all nut April! Go listen to the slur song and pop a nut

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Anyone going 48 hours without a nut in April will be terminated

#aces you are exempt#also people with nut allergies#and I guess anyone who doesn't want to#but otherwise#thin ice
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Anonymous asked:

am i allowed to enjoy the slur song if i have never been the recipient of a slur

pretty sure Tumblr user counts

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The votes are in

The polls are closed and it's official, with over 1800 votes cast (!) and only 4% voting against it (!?!?!) - the overwhelming majority of you voted that we are doing All Nut April to promote the Slur Song.

God help us.

While you're of course free to partake in any way you see fit, here are the official groundrules to try keep this thing from veering off a cliff:

  1. To be eligible, you must nut every day in April (duh)
  2. We don't want you all getting mass nuked, so to acknowledge your participation, only reply to or reblog this post with the single word 'nut' if you achieve your daily quota.
  3. (To be very clear, if you are under 18 please don't do any of the above as we don't want to attract unsavory people to your blogs)
  4. We are not discriminating when it comes to the definition of nut. All genders and abilities may partake if you feel you have achieved a personal nut. Maybe you could even just eat a pecan every day. The rules are vague and tbh unlikely to hold up in a court of law.
  5. No NSFW reblogs on the official nut post please and thankyou, if you'd like to go ham on the hashtag or something go nuts (badum), but be sure to mark any NSFW materials as such for your fellow nutters who may be casually browsing the tag at the post office
  6. The most important thing is to have fun and/or stream the slur song

Happy nutting. There is 24 hours to spread the word, so be plentiful with that reblog button.

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And we're off to a flying start with over 50 nutters from early April entrants in Australia and New Zealand.

All sorts of personal nuts have been achieved, from the classic to more inventive approaches to AllNutApril including someone eating a granola bar, many pecan enjoyers, and one person saying they would be adding nut to their Baklava which ... well I really hope you mean pistachio and not... you know what you do you.

Big shoutout to @minimalundmaximalverwirrt who reported they hit their daily quota while streaming the Slur Song. Here's the link if you'd like to challenge yourself.

For those that would prefer to be anon, there will be a daily poll for you to log your participation:

Reblog for greater sample size.

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Night two and we have already logged almost a thousand nuts across polls, comments and reblogs. What an accomplishment for humanity!

Today's poll:

#AllNutApril#The Slur Song
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Anonymous asked:

So tonight while watching volleyball on my phone, I found myself in the mood, so I thought "Why not have a nut"? Well famous last words, I whipped it out right there in the kitchen, started tugging and tugging, imagining the pleasure that awaited. I was grunting and pulling at the nut bag when suddenly without warning it just exploded everywhere.

I looked down in horror at the nut on the floor, the nut on the counter, the nut on the fine china, and wondered how I was going to clean all that up before somebody saw. Every surface was coated. Then, as if things weren't bad enough, my dog must have heard my shouts and came running into the kitchen and saw what had happened. I opened my mouth to try to tell him not to enter, but before I could stop him he burst in, knelt down and started eating the nut off the floor. "Noooo, I cried, "don't eat my nut" I begged, but it was too late.

Anyway that's the story of how I spilled all my cashews. Thought you'd like to know.

this is the worst ask ever

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The votes are in

The polls are closed and it's official, with over 1800 votes cast (!) and only 4% voting against it (!?!?!) - the overwhelming majority of you voted that we are doing All Nut April to promote the Slur Song.

God help us.

While you're of course free to partake in any way you see fit, here are the official groundrules to try keep this thing from veering off a cliff:

  1. To be eligible, you must nut every day in April (duh)
  2. We don't want you all getting mass nuked, so to acknowledge your participation, only reply to or reblog this post with the single word 'nut' if you achieve your daily quota.
  3. (To be very clear, if you are under 18 please don't do any of the above as we don't want to attract unsavory people to your blogs)
  4. We are not discriminating when it comes to the definition of nut. All genders and abilities may partake if you feel you have achieved a personal nut. Maybe you could even just eat a pecan every day. The rules are vague and tbh unlikely to hold up in a court of law.
  5. No NSFW reblogs on the official nut post please and thankyou, if you'd like to go ham on the hashtag or something go nuts (badum), but be sure to mark any NSFW materials as such for your fellow nutters who may be casually browsing the tag at the post office
  6. The most important thing is to have fun and/or stream the slur song

Happy nutting. There is 24 hours to spread the word, so be plentiful with that reblog button.

Avatar
Avatar

And we're off to a flying start with over 50 nutters from early April entrants in Australia and New Zealand.

All sorts of personal nuts have been achieved, from the classic to more inventive approaches to AllNutApril including someone eating a granola bar, many pecan enjoyers, and one person saying they would be adding nut to their Baklava which ... well I really hope you mean pistachio and not... you know what you do you.

Big shoutout to @minimalundmaximalverwirrt who reported they hit their daily quota while streaming the Slur Song. Here's the link if you'd like to challenge yourself.

For those that would prefer to be anon, there will be a daily poll for you to log your participation:

Reblog for greater sample size.

#AllNutApril#The Slur Song
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rachrachrach asked:

Someone clearly played the slur song at the cum factory

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Day 1 of AllNutApril and people are already having pavolvian responses to cum and immediately thinking of the Slur Song

gotta hand it to you all, i think tumblr has managed to crowdsource simultaneously the best and worst marketing campaign of all time

#the slur song#cum#AllNutApril
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