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Rhylie Martinez wants a Nintendo Switch 2

Rhylie: Okay, "Nintendo Switch 2" + bundle pack, this one! this one!

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Oh, sweetie, $500.00?

Rhylie: I can't wait to play as Jibanyan in "Smash Bros. 6" instead of Waluigi being an assist trophy!

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Rhylie, we can't afford that one.

Rhylie: You don't expect me to get the "Nintendo Switch 2" bundle pack to you?

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): I think we need to get you a different brand, hun. They're a little cheaper.

Rhylie: Mom, everyone knows that newcomers, but Crash Bandicoot is stupid.

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Here, look at this one, "Samsung Galaxy Tablet".

Rhylie: Samsung Galaxy Tablet?

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): This says it does everything the "Nintendo Switch 2" does at half the price.

Rhylie: Mom, do not screw me over again! If I take that thing to collage, everyone's going to think I'm a property stricken asshole!!!

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Rhylie, stop acting like a spoiled brat like Veruca Salt! you can either have the "Samsung Galaxy Tablet", or you can have nothing at all!

Rhylie: Oh, I've got a better idea, why don't you go across the street and buy some dildos, because we should at least be safe, if you're going to fuck me, mom!!!

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Rhylie!

Rhylie: You might as well go buy some cigarettes too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fucked, you want to fuck me, mom? Just say so! Go ahead, here!

Rhylie: Huh!? Go head! Fuck me! Fuck me right here in the "Best Buy"! You want to fuck your daughter so bad?! Go on, mom! Fuck me!!! FUCK ME!!!

Rhylie: *crying*

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Stop crying, Rhylie! I told you! If you kept acting up, you weren't getting anything!

Rhylie: But I told you I was sorry.

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): You made me look like some sort of child molester in front of all those people!

Rhylie: I wasn't trying to get you in trouble.

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): Then why did you go outside to a police officer, and say "Help! Help! My mom is trying to fuck me!!!"

Rhylie: Oh wait, I get it now, the f-word is a "no no word", and I shouldn't say it around other people, I'm sorry, mama.

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): If you're really sorry, then you'll understand why you aren't getting anything!

Rhylie: Well no, that doens't really have any logical sense, mommy. Because I'm already being punished by not getting the "Nintendo Switch 2", mama.

Rhylie: Please, can we just go back and can get the "Samsung Galaxy Tablet"?

Isabella (Rhylie's mother): NO!!!

Rhylie: Well, then could we at least pull up here and get some "McDonald's"? Cuz I like to be enjoyed and dined after I've been- FUCK!!!!

What if Godzilla facepalms about Rhylie's shitty blueberry meme

What if Marcus McCloud replace Mo's fake picture

Marcus McCloud is a son of Fox McCloud and Krystal

Me yelling at Rhyliethecaterfly to leave me alone

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