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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
lightninjohn
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
carryonmy-assbutt
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
altadude
drowningsun
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
beangirl73047
I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!
Something about femininity
Some girls are feminine
Some boys are feminine
Some people are feminine.
I'm not feminine.
Femininity isn't weak.
Femininity isn't less.
Femininity isn't something to be ashamed of.
No.
Femininity is confident.
Femininity is beautiful.
Femininity is proud.
I'm not feminine.
And i admire femininity so much.
Yearning.
Yearning is so painful.
I want to hold hands with you.
Rest my head on your shoulder.
Sitting on your bed,
Or maybe on our roof?
The red light cast over us,
Looking at the stars above us.
I reach over to grab one, telling you
"You are my Stars."
The whispered words make you smile,
And then my heart aches,
Because it's a dream, and i cannot tell you that.
You don't want that,
Or maybe you didn't understand.
But i will accept it.
Because i love you.