my cat before X after i shake a bag of treats

stepdad Ed truthers, rise up

Ye Olde Toppe Surgery

BEST OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH CHARACTER POLL 🏴‍☠️🗳🏆

Hey guys! I'm making a poll for the best characters of our favorite pirate show, the results will be up on my twitter on thursday, the 2nd.

The rules are:

ed and stede would be insufferable at other people's weddings

if edward became a fisherman he'd be bored of it in like a week and then he'd attempt to be a carpenter or some other random shit

remember that one episode in modern family where the kids bought a key locker for their parents cause they once walked in on them having sex but it backfired cause the lock was really LOUD and every time they locked it the kids could hear them? that's gonna be the crew with ed's bell

lucius really said "if your parents divorce traumatized you just traumatize them back" and i think that's beautiful

#they're bonding