cool guy shit

Sorry I can't stop crying RIP

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

Would you rather have a racist mario son or a spongebob in china daughter?

Back at it again at Krispy Kream

face of a man who has known sorrow

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

Sweet Bro's Ultimatum

posting this against my will

i'll tell myself not to be corny but i always find myself on the cob....

dave when hes a total loser