Stardust Spider

@henrysglock / henrysglock.tumblr.com

There’s really just one thing that we have in common: Neither of us will be missed.

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Warning: This blog is not a safe space for those who are anti-Palestine. That includes zionists. Also, I will be posting/reblogging ST5 leaks!

25 • #1 Henry Creel Understander • The Duffers owe me compensation for using my life as a template for Henry’s backstory

James' Master List

My Bullshit Theories:

The Big Analysis on London's "The First Shadow" (Nearly 50,000 words dissecting All That so you don't have to!)

D.A.D and The Squawk (The CONFIRMED direct connection between the radio-based Mindflayer Tracking device in TFS and the leaked radio station van)

How Old Is Jane Ives? (Calendar math that tells us Terry's break-in could not physically have happened in 1974, and instead happened closer to 1978)

Could Nell Fisher Be Playing Holly? (A brief spitballing session regarding Nell, Jane, Holly, lost sisters, and 008)

Cracks and Mirrors Series (A series of 4 posts discussing the unreliability of the NINA 1979 massacre—specifically highlighting multiple different outcomes based on set and makeup design)

Where Is All The Blood Coming From? (A comparison between the 4.07 massacre's blood and the carnage resulting from democreature attacks)

Local Man Refuses to Pick A Damn Jumpsuit (Matching up the Dimension-X jumpsuits to 4.07 massacre jumpsuits)

Turn Around...Look At What You See... (At least one version of Brenner saw One killing Two in 1979 rather than El with the gate, and I've got receipts for it)

The First Shadow: Impossible Timeline (The timeline of the newspapers Sshown in The First Shadow cannot physically exist)

Why Do You, As The Big Bad, Have No Lines Or Powers? (Vecna’s physical form in the UD has no dialogue and doesn’t use psionic powers: evidence and theories)

Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce Que C'est? (Neither Henry Nor Vecna Are Psychopaths: An In-Depth Behavioral Analysis)

Our Lord and Savior…Vecna? (Why Vecna/One is God, narratively speaking, based on analysis of ST4, The Bible, and other supporting media)

⬇️ Link Library Below The Cut ⬇️

#mothergate #time loop theory #timeline theory #stranger things and the bible #radiationgate #phantomgate #stranger things and fringe #stranger things and midnight mass #rambles #the wheelers are creels #st casting #stranger things #stranger things: the first shadow #st: tfs

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hayley doodles (i'm obsessed with her)

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I'm in the process of transferring all my analysis and theory posts to blogger, so it's empty currently, but this is the link for it:

The Stardust Spider

the-stardust-spider.blogspot.com

btw if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky and on blogspot/blogger

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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

WordPress maker Automattic lays off 16% of staff | TechCrunch

Automattic, the company behind WordPress.com, Tumblr, WooCommerce, and a range of other online services, is reducing its workforce. The layo

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

Well fuckity

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also i still think the double standard re: what’s considered gay coding for will vs gay coding for henry is crazy. like if will had the “i like the gay ones best,” line directed at him & had the “you havent seen the boys yet-“ line & had all of henry’s other 15263738 gay things both in-show and in tfs, people would be ALL over it & completely agree that it’s proof of him being gay. and yet, when it comes to henry…

Fucking LITERALLY!!!!!!!! PEOPLE WOULD BE ALLL OVER IT IF IT WAS DIRECTED AT MIKE!! But god forbid people have to think about the hentty-mileven parallels (and even worse- god forbid they have to think about patty or el as individuals & how they parallel eachother even outside of their respective relationships AND about tfs henry and mike’s parallels to eachother plus tfs henry’s parallels to el and just like. Sigh), or have to consider that maybe Will isn’t the first (or only) tormented little gayboy in stranger things…

Like when mike has the word “boy” behind him in shadow in a van, it’s intentional & means he’s gay/byler endgame. but when henry has a wholeass line about “the gay ones” and “you havent seen the boys yet-“ while doing fucking MUSICAL THEATRE then suddenly “gay” only means happy and nothing can ever have a double meaning and henry is simply stating the fact that patty has indeed, not yet seen the boys, and there’s No subtext there at All.

#prev james dont you know that gay people cant be evil #that’s why they’re putting me down like a dog next week #<- OH MY GOD IS THAT WHY I HAVE BRONCHITIS??? THEY'RE KILLING ME FOR BEING GAY AND EVIL??????

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also i still think the double standard re: what’s considered gay coding for will vs gay coding for henry is crazy. like if will had the “i like the gay ones best,” line directed at him & had the “you havent seen the boys yet-“ line & had all of henry’s other 15263738 gay things both in-show and in tfs, people would be ALL over it & completely agree that it’s proof of him being gay. and yet, when it comes to henry…

Fucking LITERALLY!!!!!!!! PEOPLE WOULD BE ALLL OVER IT IF IT WAS DIRECTED AT MIKE!! But god forbid people have to think about the hentty-mileven parallels (and even worse- god forbid they have to think about patty or el as individuals & how they parallel eachother even outside of their respective relationships AND about tfs henry and mike’s parallels to eachother plus tfs henry’s parallels to el and just like. Sigh), or have to consider that maybe Will isn’t the first (or only) tormented little gayboy in stranger things…

Like when mike has the word “boy” behind him in shadow in a van, it’s intentional & means he’s gay/byler endgame. but when henry has a wholeass line about “the gay ones” and “you havent seen the boys yet-“ while doing fucking MUSICAL THEATRE then suddenly “gay” only means happy and nothing can ever have a double meaning and henry is simply stating the fact that patty has indeed, not yet seen the boys, and there’s No subtext there at All.

#@ prev #remembering the time i saw a “henry can't be gay because he's evil so it would be homophobic writing if he was gay”#like okay first off henry's not even evil so let's tackle that. second off. WHAT?????????

Anonymous asked:

Your stranger things theories are very much like, trying to pick apart Henry Creel’s story but a house of leaves esque way, if that makes any sense

LSKDFJDKLFJSDLKFSKD

...yeah tho...honestly...henry's story is my personal navidson record unfortunately...and i am very much serving johnny truant (also unfortunately)

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also i still think the double standard re: what’s considered gay coding for will vs gay coding for henry is crazy. like if will had the “i like the gay ones best,” line directed at him & had the “you havent seen the boys yet-“ line & had all of henry’s other 15263738 gay things both in-show and in tfs, people would be ALL over it & completely agree that it’s proof of him being gay. and yet, when it comes to henry…

#NO LITERALLY I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT #even (or maybe especially) if it had been directed at Mike since henry/patty parallels el/mike so much.#people would go WAOW MIKE GAY 100% CERTAIN 0% DOUBT MILKVAN BONES BYLER ENDGAME!1!!!1!!#but when it's henry...crickets...and “you're looking too deep” and “that's not what that means at all”

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also not to be a #hater but it is funny to me how soo many people insisted that henry was not only just Born Wrong and Evil and Bad but also that he was just a side character to serve will’s plot & wouldnt be that relevant going forwards beyond just being vecna & getting killed in s5. and then TFS showed up and exploded literally all of that out of existence & gave us the sweetest, most plot relevant, not-born-evil little guy…

#no fr like. well!!#st4: hey here's this linchpin character who's really layered and important to the whole story and shows that it's bigger than Will #folks: boo we hate sideshow henry basic 2D psycho killer plot #tfs: anyway this show is all about henry. the linchpin character who's really important. and it has next to nothing to do with Will <3 #tfs: oh and also absolutely none of this was henry's fault <3 henry sweetie we love you you're doing great

literally the same image 😭

#henry creel #tfs broadway

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i also do keep losing it over how TFS henry thinks he’s being soo sneaky when he’s changing the dream/the radio back to what he wants it to be instead of what patty wants. like why does he look like a bigfoot sighting in that last picture HWHDNDNDND he’s like when you ask a dog what they have in their mouth & they just side eye you all guilty LMAO

he really said:

#henryposting #tfs broadway

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Bette Davis, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane, 1962.

Anonymous asked:

Crying about Henry and El was NOT in my 2025 bingo but…

Never not crying over them, so welcome to the club 😭 It’s literally so fucking tragic, knowing how good of a family they could have been

#asks #henryposting

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i actually love that they removed all of patty’s ww stuff bc now it means i can design her a more original superhero costume for the comic cover fanart i’m (slowly) working on

“i want more art/fic about xyz” so stop bitching and make it. write it. post your ideas. pitch them to your fave artists and writers, even.

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