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@dustcollectingbones

Sentient toaster with a tumblr account and a knack for bones
Any pronouns!
Minor (age), Major (rage)

Intro post time!

General stuff:

Hi I’m Dust Collecting Bones a.k.a. Thomas! I’m like a court jester except I’m also attracted a little too much by bones.

I also now have a sideblog for my manic rants and ramblings, she’s called @manicassandra!

Please block this person, they are a horrible person and have ruined my life and will likely ruin yours.

You will often see me reblogging cool stuff, ranting about strange things, or getting much too invested in random posts. I don’t like to participate in many controversies or extreme beliefs and even if I did I will likely not post about it.

Fun facts:

  • I am Bisexual/Pan-questioning and Grey-Ace
  • I am okay with all pronouns, but female ones are preferred (very small preference)!
  • I speak English and Mongolian, am learning Japanese and Korean, and know a small amount of Russian and Spanish
  • I play the piano (quite badly mind you)
  • Despite spending the majority of my life in none of these countries, I speak with a mix of Californian, British, and Irish accents
  • I have audhd, and probably other undiagnosed stuff

Warnings/non-fun facts:

  • I am extremely queer and proud about it
  • I (though you likely won’t see much posting about it) sh and have an ed
  • I have an ed, sh, and several anxiety issues so please tag gore/sh/ed/su1c1d3 related content and use tone indicators!!!
  • I don’t have OSDD, but function in a similar manner (if you really must know dm and I can explain)
  • I am very defensive of my moots and will not tolerate any hate towards them

Dni:

  • Nsfw and porn accounts (though I can forgive posting about it I won’t interact with accounts solely centred around it)
  • Transphobes, homophobes, TERFs, racists, queerphobes, and any other uncool people
  • Adults in dms

Interests:

I dibble and dabble I’m several fields of study, such as physics, both quantum and applied, engineering (though one could argue that’s just really applied physics), chemistry, medicine, psychology, biology, and many more.

I love learning about new strange things so feel free to send me just cool stuff you find out about. I also have an extensive collection of useless or obscure information you’ll likely never need.

Music taste:

I love almost any genre, but my favourite musicians are as follows in no particular order:

Will Wood, IDKHBTFM, Waitress, Liability Luke, Changeline, Machinery of the Human Heart, Issbrokie/Shteppie, Lightnin’ Luke, Crispin de Sade (a.k.a. @outlying-hyppocrate), Kendrick Lamar, Femtanyl, That Handsome Devil, Shayfer James, Isiah Rashad, Dib Dooley, Teddy Hyde, Bear Ghost, and Aaron May.

There are much more mind you these are just my most prominent listens (pls feel free to dm me for music recommendations).

Hobbies:

  • Music writing
  • Piano & singing
  • Reading
  • Cooking
  • Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
  • Writing
  • Drawing
  • Coding

Fandoms:

I consume podcast dramas at a voracious pace but if I could name my favourites it would be TMA/TMagP, The Penumbra, The Silt Verses, Hymns for the Road, Midnight Burger, Malevolent, We Fix Space Junk, and Ch&T especially

Other fandoms include: Rick Riordan books, Good Omens, Doctor Who, Arcane, Pokemon, Devil May Cry, Fear and Hunger, Mouthwashing, etc

Why Dust Collecting Bones?:

It's both (at the risk of sounding self-absorbed) clever wordplay and a vague description of my hobbies. It can mean bones that collect dust (i.e. old bones), or dust (as in myself) that collects bones (my Vulture-esque habits), and bones (as in myself) that collects old things (also my strange habits).

It's mainly because I have a fascination with all things old, dead, or in various stages of decay. From collecting antiques, to preserving specimens, if it's old, I like it!

User boxes under the cut!

hello mr deer i thought it wouldn't take long for you to join us i missed your cheshire smile and morose lapels still lashing that silver tongue behind those pearls i see come to hurt the ones i love?

debating on if i should brush up on calculus or do some website design or write my cannibal yaoi decisions decisions decisions

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

Anonymous asked:

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

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