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Fun fact: Inklings and Octolings, like all other animals, have certain ranges of how much water they need and can take in order to survive! Too much hydration can get anyone into a hypotonic state and cause cell damage! That's why the body has its ways of keeping that from happening.

However, in the case of Inkfish, the permeability of their skin makes them much more susceptible to osmotic pressure! Although this allows them to reuse ink and consume fewer resources, it also means being submerged in water can be lethal.

Some water is fine, though! I wouldn't recommend standing out in heavy rain for too long, but showers and drinking water are completely safe for an Inkling or Octoling!

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call me a conspiracy theorist but I am very sure that Sheldon/Ammo Knights is a major donor to the Turf War League

think about it, the only weapons you see in turf war and anarchy is weapons that can only be bought from Ammo Knights, kinda sus

AND those weapons are also the only legal weapons too, you can't use the same main weapon and have a different sub and special than what you bought it with

idk what Sheldon has to gain from this but it is massively suspicious

(and no, I am not salty that I got banned from participating in any League mode because I used a Douser Dualies with Fizzy Bombs and Crab Tank instead of the usual Burst Bombs and Tri Inkstrike)

Hello, hello! Sheldon here! Allow me to clear things up: there's no conspiracy about me secretly funding the Turf War Association or anything along those lines; I openly work as one of the chairmen, actually! The reason we regulate weapon kits the way we do is to encourage players to try out a variety of weapons. If the TWA allowed for unrestricted subs and specials, someone would eventually find a combination that is objectively the most powerful, which would severely bottleneck team compositions and strategies!

As for why all the Turf-regulated weapons seem to come out of Ammo Knights, it's actually pretty simple: we always put our locations where it's the most convenient for our customers. Wherever there's a major Turf War lobby, you can rest assured there's an Ammo Knights to provide you with your weapon-related needs! Also, since I work directly in the TWA, we're almost always the first distributor to know when a weapon and its kit gets the Turf War Association's seal of approval! Technically speaking, the only weapons that are exclusively sold here at Ammo Knights are the ones that I've designed myself (and the replicas produced by Cuttlegear). It just so happens that we're the best distributor around!

I hope this helps!

i may be working my tentacles off with the pre-big run rush and basically babysitting both donny and a best friend going through a mental health crisis while i fear for his safety and i have to be the well-adjusted one around here and getting so worked up with all the responsibilities while society's slowly crumbling because of war and capitalism but we! 👏 stay! 👏 silly! 👏

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i'm ok guys! buy our weapons. love y'all 🦑❤

Oh goodness… I didn’t think I’d make it this far… uh… okay, so I’m trying to make a new type of charger. I’m thinking of modding a splat charger with a larger barrel? So it can hold more ink?

Cool, like an E-liter kinda hold or a Goo Tuber kinda hold?

While an e-liter hold would be sick, I’m not too sure what I would do to the weapon’s weight. So I might go with something more like a goo tubers hold?

Hmm. Good tubers can keep a charge under ink as well. So a Frankensteined Goo tuber and splat charger could be scary.

Goo Tuber does have crazy good storage. Just gotta find a way to work around the slow charge time and the short range that comes with it... Maybe if the coils in the tubing were smaller?

Wonder how something like this would work in practice.

Oh goodness… I didn’t think I’d make it this far… uh… okay, so I’m trying to make a new type of charger. I’m thinking of modding a splat charger with a larger barrel? So it can hold more ink?

Cool, like an E-liter kinda hold or a Goo Tuber kinda hold?