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gay and i know it

@hipsterslikedmymagicbeans / hipsterslikedmymagicbeans.tumblr.com

"yeah sometimes i talk fast but if u listen fast then i don't gotta slow down for you to catch up BITCH" - the wise words of 50 cent
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im bored so heres an intro post i guess

hi! im hipsterslikedmymagicbeans, but you probably already knew that.

i like lemon demon, tally hall, and will wood but i know and like lemon demon the most

i post a lot of lemon demon references and random things that i think are funny/interesting

im a minor so proceed with caution

pronouns are she/they but i've been called he/him so much that i couldn't really care less at this point

im asexual and a lesbian

ask me something if you want/send lyrics for da wheel :)

my pinterest is ace_anxious_lesbian

platonically married to @eldritchcats and my band friend

enjoy my blog :D

check out my side blog @ilovemagicbeans! i havent really posted anything there as of writing this (february 12, 2025) but i will soon

edit: found a nickname! you can call me beans, thanks @whathappenedtothefaeries for the suggestion

my pronouns.page: en.pronouns.page/@heinzbeanpronoun

straw.page: https://heinzbeans.straw.page

anti-honesty hour schedule cuz bullshitting is fun :)

Weekdays - 6-7pm

Weekends/Holidays - 3-4pm

this is the time for sending asks. any asks sent outside of these times will be taken seriously. i might reply outside of anti-honesty hours, i do not care.

credits to @theprideful for the top two boxes and credit to @forest-woman for the bottom two boxes :)

#intro post#im so bored#:D
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Since the name I was going to use for my solo music career, Will Wood, is already taken by some nobody with a ukulele, I’ve decided I will start releasing music under the pseudonym Paul Penis. Keep your ears open everyone, check your Spotifys for Paul Penis, big things are coming from future hit indie musician Paul Penis.

#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#other names i considered: chris cock. donald dick. shane schlong.#please pay me royalties if you choose any of these names to jumpstart your own hit indie music careers.#<prev tags too good to not add
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the thought of will wood randomly jumping off stage and into the crowd mid-set and beating the shit out of an audience member unprompted is one of the funniest fucking things i can possibly imagine . like not in a comical or even dramatic way . not glamorous or demure . just like tackling someone and kicking and punching and slamming them until they die . its so hilarious . to imagine he would do that . because he would never, but just like imagine . i dont think you understand . peak comedy

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hipsterslikedmymagicbeans asked:

You've inspired me to listen to car seat headrest

Wish me luck I guess :D

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whathappenedtothefaeries answered:

you’ll never be the same (and by that i mean you’ll fall into a deep depression but it’s okay because the music is fire)

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Ok so I know I haven't even finished the first song I choose yet but I'm just kinda wondering, do they also sound kinda like weezer to you???

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yeah, i see that

also, what song are you listening to? stuff on teens of denial has that same college-rock vibe weezer has

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I just finished my boy - twin fantasy because I randomly choose twin fantasy to start with lol

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oh your in for a wild ride, let me know if your still sane when the album is over

to this day i can’t listen to like half of the songs on twin fantasy without experiencing an extreme existential crisis lol (help)

good luck!

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Totally not fearing for my life now!!! I'll keep you updated :)

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hipsterslikedmymagicbeans asked:

You've inspired me to listen to car seat headrest

Wish me luck I guess :D

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whathappenedtothefaeries answered:

you’ll never be the same (and by that i mean you’ll fall into a deep depression but it’s okay because the music is fire)

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Ok so I know I haven't even finished the first song I choose yet but I'm just kinda wondering, do they also sound kinda like weezer to you???

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yeah, i see that

also, what song are you listening to? stuff on teens of denial has that same college-rock vibe weezer has

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I just finished my boy - twin fantasy because I randomly choose twin fantasy to start with lol

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