𝐑𝐨𝐳𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞

True but

"Wait NO DON'T TELL ME— Oh."

Fr, look forward to that shit

But, like, what if R is rich rich only through inheritance and she uses her money for community and small businesses?

Yesss i love that! I can definitely see Hobie falling for an r like that. Imagine them going on charities and making a difference with that amount of money!

Oh I thought that was obvious. But I still an enemies to lovers arc so she does that stuff secretly. OH WHAT IF SHE'S ALSO A VIGILANTE. This is gonna be a epic love square.

Then she can hate him for what not. I haven't decided on that yet. Maybe cuz he's a prick to her n stuff. Oh can they go to college together n stuff. What about if this was contemporary and like, it was Hobie's mission to somehow invade and get personal information bout some every bad thing Osborn bouta do so he uses Reader OH MY GOD KATYY I'M ONTO SOMETHING

YOU'RE DEFINITELY ONTO SOMETHING!!!! WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY

Why am I missing out on such great things??!! Wait wait wait, lemme get back into my shape 😭

Remember the spider man and prowler!hobie angst fic, @hyperfix-wip ??!! NOW DO IT IN REVERSE 🔄

Reader in her vigilante form has been talking to Spiderpunk A LOTTT and soon they find out they like each other (not that they tell it, duhh)

So basically due to them being both vigilant’s , R trusts Spider punk COMPLETELY with her identity, not caring abt what he’s gotta say, bc guess what? She doesn’t know that it’s Hobie. She unmasks herself and stands in front of him, (JUST LIKE IN THAT BLOODY PROWLER FIC) and you can SEE!!!!! SPIDERPUNKS EXPRESSION FALLING, the sudden excitement and anticipation quickly becoming colder and more distant.

SO NOW THAT POOR GIRL IS STANDING, NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY HER BELOVED SPIDERPUNK IS AVOIDING HER AND GROWING MORE TOXIC, SINCE HES TRYING TO GET MORE INFOS FROM HER TO BEAT OSBORN 😭

(Why are all the stories that I write rotting to angst 😓 STOP THROWING THE TOMATOES!!)

THE ANGST THE ANGST YESSSS

IMAGINE HER SMILING AT HIM AND HE JUST STANDS THERE, STARING BITTERLY. His head falling into his hands, clutching his face as he realizes in horror. She's trying to comfort him, get closer. "No, stop. Get away from me." REEEEEEE

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Why did I think of that one meme where the girl who was kidnapped wanted her kidnap her to act out that booktok shit lmaoo

“Oh no, don’t hurt me—“

“I’m not gonna touch you 🙄”

“…why not? 🥺”

Nah I thought of that other audio where this girl reads her ransom note with attitude and the kidnappers get fed up.

"If you don't pay the sum of...*laughs* one million doolers-"

"Dollars! You know what it fucking says!"

"No I don't. You told me to read exactly what it says I'm reading exactly what it says." 🙄

I'd find it funny if Hobie and the band wanted to exploit Osborn by asking for a ransom but R's just like "Break in? 🤨 Here have my key." She's the downfall of the president bc she hates her dad. Ooh! Another scene-

"...Ned?"

"Yeah."

"What the fuck is she doin' free?"

*from the kitchen* "I'm hungry and your guys' cooking is shit!"

*Ned guiltily presenting his bowl of food like a child who was found eating dirt.* "It's good..."

OOH KATY @the-kr8tor Osborn can pull some Snow-Finnick shit on r and that's why she despises him. This got dark I'm sorry-

Don’t forget this meme:

Ned: “HOW DID SHE GET AWAY?!”

Hobie: “I let her go. I let her go, cuz shit got weird 😭”

I’ll find the video for it lmaooo

HAHHAHAHHAHA it would be funny if r comes back and they have take out with them 😂

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS CHAOS, OH MY GOD I NEED THIS 💳💳💳💳💳

: "How did she get away???"

Hobie : "I let her go. I let her GO. Because shit got weird!"

: "I had her cornered. We were fighting. It was a normal alternation. And then my hand ended up around her throat!"

: "She looks me dead into my pupils into my soul and says... 'HARDER'. A-and I'm looking at her and I'm like... E... Excuse me?!"

I would probably do this, 100%

Link

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Why did I think of that one meme where the girl who was kidnapped wanted her kidnap her to act out that booktok shit lmaoo

“Oh no, don’t hurt me—“

“I’m not gonna touch you 🙄”

“…why not? 🥺”

OH THE SYLVIE AUDIO??? LMAO THAT'S ME

BAHAHAHHAHA I can just imagine R pouting while being webbed up, and Hobie being so done and thinking “is this fucking worth it? 🧍‍♀️”

R: "I love foreplay😼"

Hobie: "This girl too freaky, bye ho"

And that's why Reader never gets kidnapped

💀 adding onto your vigilante foursome from earlier, imagine vigilante!R being like hella serious/ only has a soft spot for Spider-Punk, so having Hobie being not flirty with her civilian persona throws her off

Vigilante foursome😭😭

wait no why would it throw her off because she hates me back too and she doesn't know spider punk is Hobie??

…hang on, lemme look back at your chart lmaooo 🤣 I think my dumbass read it wrong lmao

I think you were thinking like you said, Vigilante! R being serious and only having a soft spot for Spider punk who's flirty w her but then she's also kinda confused when he's mean to her when she's just R and worded it wrong.

Yes 🙂‍↕️ ok, my bad, didn’t have my coffee yet so I didn’t fully wake up for this lol

All good lmao

But, like, what if R is rich rich only through inheritance and she uses her money for community and small businesses?

Yesss i love that! I can definitely see Hobie falling for an r like that. Imagine them going on charities and making a difference with that amount of money!

And then just to add difficulties, R gets cut off because their parents don't like that they're dating a punk instead of the person they picked for R. And R has to learn other ways they can help out instead, Hobie teaching her how he makes a difference.

And for the most part, R is happy and fine. They don't need parents who'd just control everything about them to be happy. Until, boom, parents dead in a sudden accident involving Osborn👀👀

R now owns whatever business the parents had and wants revenge because, deep down, they really did care for their parents. Idk, I'm rambling😮‍💨

OWNSIWISN HOLD ON YOU'RE COOKING WITH THIS

And the accident that took their parents also happened to wipe out a whole block of people and Hobie personally watched that shit happen as Spider-Man. He had tried to save as many people as he could but many died in the end.

What if Hobie never told R he was Spider-Man yet, and, courtesy to @rexlroze , R becomes a vigilante who works alongside him once they meet? But he knows who it really is by the signature perfume they wear, and he sees how much fury they radiate as they destroy buildings that Osborn owns.

The first para but Reader watches as Osborn's daughter. I'm really stuck on this Osborn stuff ngl

Yk what... hell yeah. Like, she already knew her dad was a piece of shit but to see him not care that whatever he did killed so many solidifies it for her🙂‍↕️

I'm definitely get a satisfactory fair of rich girl!r x hobie rn. Noting all this down I swear

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Why did I think of that one meme where the girl who was kidnapped wanted her kidnap her to act out that booktok shit lmaoo

“Oh no, don’t hurt me—“

“I’m not gonna touch you 🙄”

“…why not? 🥺”

OH THE SYLVIE AUDIO??? LMAO THAT'S ME

BAHAHAHHAHA I can just imagine R pouting while being webbed up, and Hobie being so done and thinking “is this fucking worth it? 🧍‍♀️”

R: "I love foreplay😼"

Hobie: "This girl too freaky, bye ho"

And that's why Reader never gets kidnapped

💀 adding onto your vigilante foursome from earlier, imagine vigilante!R being like hella serious/ only has a soft spot for Spider-Punk, so having Hobie being not flirty with her civilian persona throws her off

Vigilante foursome😭😭

wait no why would it throw her off because she hates me back too and she doesn't know spider punk is Hobie??

…hang on, lemme look back at your chart lmaooo 🤣 I think my dumbass read it wrong lmao

I think you were thinking like you said, Vigilante! R being serious and only having a soft spot for Spider punk who's flirty w her but then she's also kinda confused when he's mean to her when she's just R and worded it wrong.

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Why did I think of that one meme where the girl who was kidnapped wanted her kidnap her to act out that booktok shit lmaoo

“Oh no, don’t hurt me—“

“I’m not gonna touch you 🙄”

“…why not? 🥺”

OH THE SYLVIE AUDIO??? LMAO THAT'S ME

BAHAHAHHAHA I can just imagine R pouting while being webbed up, and Hobie being so done and thinking “is this fucking worth it? 🧍‍♀️”

R: "I love foreplay😼"

Hobie: "This girl too freaky, bye ho"

And that's why Reader never gets kidnapped

💀 adding onto your vigilante foursome from earlier, imagine vigilante!R being like hella serious/ only has a soft spot for Spider-Punk, so having Hobie being not flirty with her civilian persona throws her off

Vigilante foursome😭😭

wait no why would it throw her off because she hates me back too and she doesn't know spider punk is Hobie??

But, like, what if R is rich rich only through inheritance and she uses her money for community and small businesses?

Yesss i love that! I can definitely see Hobie falling for an r like that. Imagine them going on charities and making a difference with that amount of money!

And then just to add difficulties, R gets cut off because their parents don't like that they're dating a punk instead of the person they picked for R. And R has to learn other ways they can help out instead, Hobie teaching her how he makes a difference.

And for the most part, R is happy and fine. They don't need parents who'd just control everything about them to be happy. Until, boom, parents dead in a sudden accident involving Osborn👀👀

R now owns whatever business the parents had and wants revenge because, deep down, they really did care for their parents. Idk, I'm rambling😮‍💨

OWNSIWISN HOLD ON YOU'RE COOKING WITH THIS

And the accident that took their parents also happened to wipe out a whole block of people and Hobie personally watched that shit happen as Spider-Man. He had tried to save as many people as he could but many died in the end.

What if Hobie never told R he was Spider-Man yet, and, courtesy to @rexlroze , R becomes a vigilante who works alongside him once they meet? But he knows who it really is by the signature perfume they wear, and he sees how much fury they radiate as they destroy buildings that Osborn owns.

The first para but Reader watches as Osborn's daughter. I'm really stuck on this Osborn stuff ngl

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Why did I think of that one meme where the girl who was kidnapped wanted her kidnap her to act out that booktok shit lmaoo

“Oh no, don’t hurt me—“

“I’m not gonna touch you 🙄”

“…why not? 🥺”

OH THE SYLVIE AUDIO??? LMAO THAT'S ME

BAHAHAHHAHA I can just imagine R pouting while being webbed up, and Hobie being so done and thinking “is this fucking worth it? 🧍‍♀️”

R: "I love foreplay😼"

Hobie: "This girl too freaky, bye ho"

And that's why Reader never gets kidnapped

But, like, what if R is rich rich only through inheritance and she uses her money for community and small businesses?

Yesss i love that! I can definitely see Hobie falling for an r like that. Imagine them going on charities and making a difference with that amount of money!

Oh I thought that was obvious. But I still an enemies to lovers arc so she does that stuff secretly. OH WHAT IF SHE'S ALSO A VIGILANTE. This is gonna be a epic love square.

Then she can hate him for what not. I haven't decided on that yet. Maybe cuz he's a prick to her n stuff. Oh can they go to college together n stuff. What about if this was contemporary and like, it was Hobie's mission to somehow invade and get personal information bout some every bad thing Osborn bouta do so he uses Reader OH MY GOD KATYY I'M ONTO SOMETHING

YOU'RE DEFINITELY ONTO SOMETHING!!!! WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY

this is definitely going to my list of ideas broo🙏🙏

But, like, what if R is rich rich only through inheritance and she uses her money for community and small businesses?

Yesss i love that! I can definitely see Hobie falling for an r like that. Imagine them going on charities and making a difference with that amount of money!

Oh I thought that was obvious. But I still an enemies to lovers arc so she does that stuff secretly. OH WHAT IF SHE'S ALSO A VIGILANTE. This is gonna be a epic love square.

Then she can hate him for what not. I haven't decided on that yet. Maybe cuz he's a prick to her n stuff. Oh can they go to college together n stuff. What about if this was contemporary and like, it was Hobie's mission to somehow invade and get personal information bout some every bad thing Osborn bouta do so he uses Reader OH MY GOD KATYY I'M ONTO SOMETHING

Idk why I instantly thought of this damn show lmaooo

That's where I got my inspiration, leave me alone😠

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Why did I think of that one meme where the girl who was kidnapped wanted her kidnap her to act out that booktok shit lmaoo

“Oh no, don’t hurt me—“

“I’m not gonna touch you 🙄”

“…why not? 🥺”

OH THE SYLVIE AUDIO??? LMAO THAT'S ME

But, like, what if R is rich rich only through inheritance and she uses her money for community and small businesses?

Yesss i love that! I can definitely see Hobie falling for an r like that. Imagine them going on charities and making a difference with that amount of money!

Oh I thought that was obvious. But I still an enemies to lovers arc so she does that stuff secretly. OH WHAT IF SHE'S ALSO A VIGILANTE. This is gonna be a epic love square.

Then she can hate him for what not. I haven't decided on that yet. Maybe cuz he's a prick to her n stuff. Oh can they go to college together n stuff. What about if this was contemporary and like, it was Hobie's mission to somehow invade and get personal information bout some every bad thing Osborn bouta do so he uses Reader OH MY GOD KATYY I'M ONTO SOMETHING

EXACTLY. Enemies to lovers😼

Ooh what if she was daughter of the president. Boom.

Kidnapped maybe 😂 and not in a hot way 😆

Kidnapped by Hobie or the President? Cuz it's Hobie, it's gonna be hot no matter what. He's gonna punch me in the face and I'll moan like a bitch in heat telling him harder cuz it's coming from him y'know.

As for if you're saying like kidnapped by the president when she was baby because that's the only thing i can think of. Nah, she can be directly related cuz I need to go HARD on the ENEMIES in enemies to lovers

"Right, have you tried crawlin' back?" That shit got a good laugh out of me. Sassy man apocalypse 💃

Also, this is sweet and all but the thought of Hobie staring at the ceiling saying cute shit to his girlfriend stuck to said ceiling like that bitch from the ring- It sounds so goofy😭😭

Omg roze reading my fics again?! Lol thank you!!

HAHHAHAHHA the visual that gave me 😂😂 r: hisses at him Hobie: ily 😍😍

We're back!!!! For 5 minutes!!! 😝 I wanna be there for the new BDAS that I already forgot the name off. Yippee

No cuz exactly bro. Hobie be like "R, this isn't you..."

Lmaooo it's beyond the sea of night!!

BSON?