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Shen yuan from forever to learn!
Bonus ๐
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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
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One of us.
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Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI โโlooming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.
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For Me, There is Only You
Art from a new chapter of my amnesia AU fic The Other Part of Me.
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scumcum i drew back for my birthday ehe
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real and true
truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit
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Anonymous asked:
Hi!
For the asshole roommate Binghe AU, how would Shen Yuan react if he is talking to some girl he vaguely knows and she's complaining about one of her ex being an ass and then it turns out that the ex in question is Binghe.
Thanks in advance, it's a very funny AU ๐
He would be absolutely convinced there's some major miscommunication issue here! There's no way his sweet Binghe would mistreat a nice girl!
Shen Yuan: Binghe, she said you ditched her on her birthday! You would never do that, right?
Binghe who doesn't want to look bad in front of Yuan gege, lying: of course not..
Shen Yuan: I knew it was a misunderstanding, Binghe is a good boy :)
Binghe: :D !!!!!
Shen Yuan: that's why you should cancel our plans tonight and talk to her instead
Binghe: ๐
They get back together because Shen Yuan is sooo happy they worked things out. This girl pretty much has Binghe as a hostage because if he tries to neglect her, she'll tell Shen Yuan and Binghe can NOT look like a bad boyfriend in Yuan ge's eyes. For some reason. He's not sure why but that's the worst thing imaginable to him
She doesn't even like Binghe, she just wants to get back at him for making her suffer while they were dating. So for a few weeks she enjoys going "Luo Binghe is such a GOOD BOYFRIEND he'd definitely buy me flowers right? Or do I need to tell Shen Yuan you dont appreciate me?" and grins as Binghe stomps out of the flower shop and angrily throws the flowers at her feet. Then she gracefully says it's a shame she and Binghe just don't have chemistry and they should end their relationship. Binghe is so happy to finally be alone with Yuan ge again (who is telling Binghe he's so sorry for the breakup, he's here for him)
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Always thinking about how so many women in Bingge's harem are portrayed as Shen Jiu's victims when they're not. There's Ning Yingying who was taken advantage of sexually (she wasn't, Shen Jiu just felt safe in her presence), Liu Mingyan whose brother Shen Jiu killed (he didn't, he tried to save Liu Qingge's life), and Qiu Haitang who had her family home burned to the ground (out of revenge because Qiu Jianluo abused him for years behind her back)
It just makes me wonder did Bingge actually believe he was saving these women? Or did he know the truth and hide it because it made them easier to manipulate?
Surely Ning Yingying at least would have known, but considering she was first wife and never said anything in PIDW about how she was never a victim, what kind of life does she live in the harem where she isn't allowed to go against her husband and say the truth?
Pidw harem is so tragic
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
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If shizun binghe got stuck in a time loop he'd be so fucking ecstatic about it. Omg I can spend all day with a-Yuan over and over again. His memories reset at the end of the day? So he wouldn't remember if we.... took a bath together...? Or hugged while we were naked....? I can spend a long time washing his back without making things awkward between us?
Another peak lord would say "l figured out what was wrong and broke the curse! You're welcome :)" And binghe wants to strangle them
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"The original Bingge bringing his own Shen Yuan to the PIDW world" is such a god tier concept because we know Luo Bingge is a dead beat dad with a million kids all from different mothers. Imagine being Binghe's son via concubine #84 lactation kink chapter and the emperor, your father, divorces your mom because he fell in love with an alien twink.
Then you go to chew him out for being an absent father who gets sex pollened all day instead of teaching his kids algebra, and you find his new boytoy with him. And your shitty terrible dad's new wife. Is an angel.
Of COURSE when Shen Yuan sees a mini-Binghe, he'd coddle the boy endlessly while Binghe seethes in the back, beefing with his own son over shizun's attention. Shen Yuan's headpats. Him happily teaching Binghe's kids. Letting them all pile up around him while he reads from a story book.
It's the evil stepmother trope but in reverse - everyone who meets Shen Yuan is crying, "You have to leave my father, you deserve better!!!"
Shen Yuan: I'd love to meet your older children as well
Binghe: of course, shizun. May I just speak to them alone for a moment before you join us?
Shen Yuan: um sure
Binghe to all his kids:
VenusAndVibes posted a fic based on this and oh my god it's so cute everyone read it now