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my blog description is getting absurdly long so woe, intro post be upon ye (and rip to the previous pinned post it will be missed)
is this also just an excuse for having a bunch of blinkies and graphics? haha nooo why ever would you think that (flash warning for under the cut)
honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl
What the fuck are you talking about
you know. the spider goats. the goats spliced with spider genes.
they shoot bulletproof webbing out of their udders!
ok ok that last part’s not technically true, but the truth is still pretty nifty:
May I add the fantastic glow in the dark cats. They’ve been tagged with a gene from jelly fish that causes them to glow and that can be passed down. Was used to help study how other genes were passed.
for those wondering, yes glow-in-the-dark jellyfish cats are a real thing and they are helping scientists with AIDS research
I love how this reads as if the cats are actively choosing to assist with scientific research.
Right click -> save as -> ancient curse
i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation
The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."
"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.
"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.
hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
don't be funnier than me on my own post
fresno nightcrawlers but one is wearing JNCO jeans and the other is wearing tripp pants
This post conjures such a specific image in my mind that i just had to draw it. I love u fresno nightcrawlers
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old
yea well im possessed and its yours
anywhere can be the trenches with the right mindset
The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky
Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry
died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
