Obsessed Randomness

I keep thinking about my Divine!Kiran au that I talked to @rosymaraschino about and I can't sleep.

More things to add to the Divine!Kiran AU:

Even more stuff to add to Divine!Kiran AU:

Divine!Kiran AU part 4: the reckoning

DivineKiran AU Part 5: The punchout

Divine!Kiran AU part 6: the calm before the storm

Divine!Kiran AU part 7: the worst has yet to come.

Divine!Kiran AU part 8: Family Matters.

Divine!Kiran AU part 9: Revelations and Rebellions

Divine!Kiran AU part 10: a Moment of peace.

Divine!Kiran AU part 11: Reunion

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

This panic happens like every few months.

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

i see anarchism everyday and it’s growing

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

support group for niche blorbo appreciators

This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

And what about it

Heaven forbid women do anything

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil