I Have No Self-Control

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest

Relationship Issues 💗

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME

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no offense who thought bralettes were a good idea? if i wanted no support i would go talk to my dad

when you have to conserve every single healing item in your inventory JUST IN CASE

It’s that time again- “Bundle Up Bitch” ❄️�💨💨

I feel so attacked

First person: It’s getting so cold, I wish I  had somebody to snuggle up with, cuddle-

Second person: GET A BLANKET!

First person: OW!

Second person: BUNDLE UP BITCH!

when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you

confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

“You dont post on IG that much” cuz Im ugly bitch damn

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

Who else thinks love is overrated until your head hits that mf pillow at night and you realize youre all alone and want to bond with someones heart

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

delete it lmfao

This really turned my day around

UNMUTE THIS NOOOOWW

jesus

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury