no title. titles are for people with class

you can only reblog this today

A femme with her hair done is a force to be reckoned with

Schaefer: If you could be any cartoon character, who would you choose?

McNamara: Huh, that's a tough que-

Wilbur: Wile E. Coyote.

McNamara: ...really?

Wilbur: Yes.

Wilbur: I've had a plan to catch that stupid bird since I was six.

the thing about me is that I'm not ever allowed to call someone my friend first because I don't know how the rules work but after they call me their friend even once I would go into battle for them

Chappell Roan got canceled because people thought HOT TO GO! was promoting cannibalism. Also, she worked at the post office. 

I thought this was real for about 30 seconds I need to go to sleep

Got into a fistfight with an ant

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

My headache disappeared 3 minutes before I even saw this post, so I'm glad to know it exists outside the rules of linear time

I’d like to also give him my back ache.

the amount of faith it takes to transition and believe it can get better is holier than any church

Youve never met anyone like you but youve heard people like you exist and youve heard nothing but awful awful things but. you know youre one of them. you know what you have to do. You cant do anything but pray that its better because you know you cant survive this anyways.

scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)

the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea

the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!

the animal:

brainfog girlies make some noise if you're fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

commissioned wiggly biggly dance

commission for @cdc-unofficial!

(commissions are open!)

Thank you so much for this piece! (maybe I can eventually get around to writing that fanfic now... lol)

Thank you to @jejejijiju for this amazing artwork! And thank you to @cdc-unofficial for getting me it :)