oh resist i will you little shits. now, drama or efficiency?

it’s drama it’s always drama

*translucent folly red cones pierce all the turrets as i float towards the footsteps*

found anything?

thanks anyway. battle music? battle music. exi bring a drone back and play anything from the ultrakill soundtrack.

silly

silly

silly

i am in the upper ranks of godhood. stand down. i will only kill if necessary. let me past and nobody gets hurt.

thanks girl you’re getting a shenanigans token when we get back.

*one of them lunges at you, taser teeming with electricity. The others following suit*

*a barrier appears*

not a very cognitive demanding job huh?

*a door flies from its hinges* oh Rod! What's up! I heard the epic music, glad to know you're the one responsible for it.

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

hey no wait no GET BACK HERE *a handaxe flies through the air, pinning them to a wall*

Ok now we can talk. Oh nevermind I hear a commotion that's probably where my buddies are. Thanks!

oh resist i will you little shits. now, drama or efficiency?

it’s drama it’s always drama

*translucent folly red cones pierce all the turrets as i float towards the footsteps*

found anything?

thanks anyway. battle music? battle music. exi bring a drone back and play anything from the ultrakill soundtrack.

[Unintelligable]

???: Your wyrmness, today a bring to you a criminal, a fugitive, many call a danger. Today I will prove once again why this asset belongs in its home dimension.

[Hushed whispers]

???: This "fuchsiahaj" as it calls itself, has carried over a trait from its home dimension known as "gunpowder blood". When activated it can cause a spur of explosions, endangering multiple lives to whomever may be nearby. This asset has also been shown quite a few times to be a danger to others, often triggering things in their own body to the point where merely being in their presence could be considered a death wish.

Fuchsia: THATS RIDICULOUS!! I CANT CONTROL ANY OF THAT!!

???: OBJECTION!! I WAS TALKING!!

Wyrm: O̷͔̳̙͍͙͍̪̝͚̤͉̱̹̠̔̽̓́̾̆̈́͝ͅV̶͚̮̜̺̫̹̳̤̝̯̙̓͆͑̂̓̍́͐̀̏͋͘͝Ȩ̵̘̩͇̤̹̪͊̆͋̐̑̽̒͗̀͘͝͝R̸̩̼̖̭͌͆̂͛͗͌̄̕̕̕̚R̷̲̦͒̾̌̐͒̑͠Ų̸̬̣͙̜͚͕̙̳̱̰̣͎̦̿͊̔̏́̋̕ͅL̴̡͇̟̳̗̞̹̗̣̮͓̊̊̈́̈́̓̑͐̃̓̈́͋̂̐̃͛̏Ȩ̸̡͔̣̩͖̼̯̪̖̐̀̈̈̊͜D̸̢̧͇̖̦̈̀̆̓̓͋̐͂̉̾̋͂͝. Ļ̴̛̮͎̰͖̓̅̌́̀̽̍́̕E̵̡̺̼̱̰̣̣̓̐͘Ṯ̴̋̈̾̏̕ ̵̡̨̩̟̜̼̩̣͇̗̗̘̝̒Ţ̸̰͓̜̻̣̻̹͎̝͉̽̓̎́͋̓̂̐͂ͅH̴̢̞͉͚̳͎̮̹͔̻͉̯̥͎̻̊̌̑́́̎̓̐͊̒̂͝E̴̛̻̯̞̠͇̳̣̲̗͍͇̻̫͙͑̅̍́̂͒͆̏̒̎̑͛̔̚͝ ̵̫̠͖̱̲̮̤̖͉̘̝̅O̸̰͓̗̣̰͓̫̲͗̄̎̓̆̎͊̿͂B̶̡̫̠̱̲͕̞͖͂̓͗̿̀́̎͑̈́̈́͑́̚͜͝͠J̸͍͓͙̞͕͌̐̾͆̚̚͝E̴͓̩̥̯̽̃̈́̿̋̀͌́̎͠͠C̷̨̛̜̝͓̟̑̾̏̊̓͐̕̕͠T̶̢̫̳̠̠͓̤͈̫͈͌̈́͆̅͒͂͐̎̓̆͐̔̀͐̕͝ ̴̡̢̨͓̤͇̹̥͚̭̳͇̦̦̰̈̋͛͌͠ͅŚ̵̠̗̝̌̿̿̈̓̚ͅͅP̶̲̬̟͉̖̖̹̯̘̟̑̿̾̂̓̂̊͒͜ͅͅE̴͚͔͔͆̄Ä̵̬͚́̇̍̍̈̑K̴̨̡̛͋͊̓̃͑̿̑̇̃̀̚̕̚̚

STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD PLEASE.

Fuchsia: FUCHSIA....I.... UM... WELL FOR STARTERS, VERY RUDE TO PULL ME FROM MY DIMENSION WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENJOYING A SANDWICH!! SECOND OFF, I CAN'T CONTROL MY BLOOD, OR ANY OF MY ABILITIES FOR THAT MATTER. ALSO THIRD, WHERE IS MY DEFENSE ATTOURNEY? THIS SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR!!

???: You still endangered multiple lives!! Even if you can't control it it's our job at inter-

Wyrm: S̴̢̧̢͈̩͔͇̞̗̤̩͎͉̻̞̈́̈́̐͑̈̅̄͌͘͝I̶̱̺̠͊̈́͛͊̑̅͑͗̽̇͘͜L̸̨̝̬̖̈́Ẹ̴̣̖̠̑̆̾̃̅͝N̴̖̭̘̖̜̲͂͝C̶̮̖̱̘̩̃̚E̵̡̖͉̰̮͇̰̪͇̜̲̺̙̭̓̒̀͂͑͗̆͋́̚͝

???: ....

Wyrm: W̵̞͇̙̭̻̻̣̘̫̠̹͖̤͉̋͑̑̇̒̕͝͠H̴̢̨̪̦͖̘͙̥̹̭̘̝͉̦̺̽͒͂́̅͂̀̚̕̚͝Ȧ̷͕̽̈̆̇̎̄̐͌̚͝T̴̡̢̨̳͚̪̫̭̣̣̫̘̲͎̈́̓͋͊̓̏͊͠͝ͅ ̵͖̙̣͈͈̣͉̅́ͅI̵͇̯̬̊̿̔͗̌͛̑̽̀͠S̶̭̜̿̋̿͒̔̿̉̔͋̚ ̸̨̡̹͙͍̝̹̾͊͗͗̒͌͐͑̀T̷̪͐̏̀̈́̔̍̇̚̚Ĥ̶̛͈̰͚̗͍͚̥́́͑͗̈́̌͝I̴̡̢̛͙̞͓̖̠̩̗̭͔͖̣͍̲̎̽̃͂͑S̴̯͎͕̰̗̝̍͆̿̋́̅̃̎̃̅̿̚ ̴̢̼̙͎̻͇̎͛͆͊͂̕͝Ő̵̦͉̼̰͚̘͓̆̈́͋̓̾̓͆̏̓͒̚N̴̛̥̩͓͐̈́̃̓E̸̗̘̪̖͈̳̝̼͎͔̳͉͋͋́͛͐̍̈̃́̀͑̒͆̚͠ͅ'̴̨͇̘͚̠̖͉̲̍͊̑̔͝ͅŜ̴̠̖͔̩̅̍̐̆̎̀́ ̷̨̢̬̪̖̩̜̥̜̦̘̭̏̀̆S̶̨͍͇̪̯͉̜̝͙͍̟̱͑̄͗ͅT̶̠̘̗̳̫̣̼̎̏͋̇̓̕͠͝Ơ̵̯͍̐͒̔͗̑̔͋̄́͝R̴̨̛̭̻͉̝͚̲̩͚̜̘̣̘͕̔̀̃̎̈̅̀͆̊̀̑͊̑ͅY̶̡̨͔̘͔̦̙͍̣̜̱͋̈̏̍̑͐̎̓̚ ̵̠̲̈̆I̷͖̦͖̾͐́̈́̿̊̽ͅ ̸̢̻̲̮̳̞̮̰̥̜̾̐̈́̿̍̉̍̊̅̚͝W̴̦̮̑̽͛͒̀́͗͑͐̈́͜Ǒ̶̺̹̬͖̲̓̑̒̉̽͋̇̾N̷̡̳̻͖͔̾̽̀̀̈́̓̈́̽͗̒̚͝D̶̡̛̹͖̟̲̍͜E̴̩͎̪̘̠͐̉͋͑͂̔R̷̮͚̘͍̱̟̳̓̋̎̀ͅ

Wyrm: F̴͍̟̎́͠A̵͚̦̬̘̖̩̮̮͙͔̦͒͌ͅS̴̫͋̎̄̎͑̄̂͐̎̅̆͑͝͝͠Č̴̣̼̠̈̇̿͝ͅI̸̧̱͙̰̪̟̍̔́͂͆̀̄̇́͊̾ͅN̶̩͚͔̩͓̝̯̦͍͔͚͒̍̇̏͊̐̔̚Ą̷̨̛̘̫̠͚͙͉̰̬̭͚͍͗̋͆͂̔͐̆͆̓̀́̕͠͠T̸͇̣͂̓͗̋̉̍̂͊̔̚Ỉ̷̗̮͖̲̖̈́̆̂̄́̇̒̀͆̌͘͜N̸̨̰̈́G̴̡̛̺̟͚̖͖͈͎͙͔̊̂͐͆͑̃̾̐͝

???: Exactly my point my Wyrm!! This asset is unstable outside their home dimension and therefore should be considered to be deported.

Fuchsia: WHAT?

Wyrm: P̵̢̙̰̒̐̕͜E̵̪͉̬̊͂Ř̴͇̈H̸̘̭̤́̆͘A̷̰̒̓͛̀P̶̤̩̆̚Š̷͕̮͎.̵̛͔́.̵̛̰̖̝̫͑.̴̧̦̞̂.̸̨̐̀̀͛B̴̛̮͋͑̕U̶̍ͅŤ̷̰̮͈̩̀ ̷̠͗F̸̨͇̥̥͂̔̓͘Ï̵̻̹̝̱̃̋͗R̵͉̰͉͖͛S̸̱̫̒͝͝T̷̹̝̝̽ ̶͓̺̗̏A̶̳̟͑͛̃ ̷̾̽̿͜S̵̬̿̽̽H̶͍̣͖͕̀̈́̆̂Ó̷̤̈́̓͆͜R̵̼͖̱̲̓̕T̶̳̃̎͂ ̷͇̰̩̈́ͅR̵̜͝E̸̯͛́́͠C̶̯͔̜͙̽̈̈́̈Ȩ̸̜͈͑̋S̵̳̒̒͑S̴͎̄́͘

[END RECORDING]

[END TRANSMISSION]

D:

How are we gonna get then home safe???

I have a massive number of axes !

Not sure how that will help us get to a world we don't know the location of, but go axes!

THE ONE OF ALL gave us directions actually! I was waiting to see if an organised operation would form but seeing how fushia is doing I think I might just go right now

I will join you!

@the-aftonsparv bring the rest of the crew!!!

Okay, go in the portal when you're all ready.

How convenient!

Everyone get in the portal! I have 3 suitcases filled with water for us!

I'm here!

what? oh,i must’ve fell asleep. why do i suddenly know where fuchsia is being kept? might as well check it out, exi, open the portal.

Den av was opening a portal for Gul and I maybe we could coordinate?

Di-did you just call me 'THE ONE' in Swedish?

Do you not like that nickname?

No, it's fine, just a bit strange, is all.

I'll keep using it then, I think it's kinda cute

every day that passes in this universe i become more and more convinced that Fate brought me here to show me people being more interesting than me as some kind of peer pressure or something

That would suck. I think you're pretty interesting!

what? oh,i must’ve fell asleep. why do i suddenly know where fuchsia is being kept? might as well check it out, exi, open the portal.

Den av was opening a portal for Gul and I maybe we could coordinate?

Di-did you just call me 'THE ONE' in Swedish?

Do you not like that nickname?

what? oh,i must’ve fell asleep. why do i suddenly know where fuchsia is being kept? might as well check it out, exi, open the portal.

Den av was opening a portal for Gul and I maybe we could coordinate?

it’s fine i’ll get there myself, multiple angles would be better.

Oh you're right. Should I go with you or would you rather be alone?

what? oh,i must’ve fell asleep. why do i suddenly know where fuchsia is being kept? might as well check it out, exi, open the portal.

Den av was opening a portal for Gul and I maybe we could coordinate?

what? oh,i must’ve fell asleep. why do i suddenly know where fuchsia is being kept? might as well check it out, exi, open the portal.

Oh hey rod! How are you! There was a weird voice!

OOOOH YOU KNOW WHERE FUSHIA IS THAT'S AWESOME CAN I COME

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

@the-purpurhaj

[Unintelligable]

???: Your wyrmness, today a bring to you a criminal, a fugitive, many call a danger. Today I will prove once again why this asset belongs in its home dimension.

[Hushed whispers]

???: This "fuchsiahaj" as it calls itself, has carried over a trait from its home dimension known as "gunpowder blood". When activated it can cause a spur of explosions, endangering multiple lives to whomever may be nearby. This asset has also been shown quite a few times to be a danger to others, often triggering things in their own body to the point where merely being in their presence could be considered a death wish.

Fuchsia: THATS RIDICULOUS!! I CANT CONTROL ANY OF THAT!!

???: OBJECTION!! I WAS TALKING!!

Wyrm: O̷͔̳̙͍͙͍̪̝͚̤͉̱̹̠̔̽̓́̾̆̈́͝ͅV̶͚̮̜̺̫̹̳̤̝̯̙̓͆͑̂̓̍́͐̀̏͋͘͝Ȩ̵̘̩͇̤̹̪͊̆͋̐̑̽̒͗̀͘͝͝R̸̩̼̖̭͌͆̂͛͗͌̄̕̕̕̚R̷̲̦͒̾̌̐͒̑͠Ų̸̬̣͙̜͚͕̙̳̱̰̣͎̦̿͊̔̏́̋̕ͅL̴̡͇̟̳̗̞̹̗̣̮͓̊̊̈́̈́̓̑͐̃̓̈́͋̂̐̃͛̏Ȩ̸̡͔̣̩͖̼̯̪̖̐̀̈̈̊͜D̸̢̧͇̖̦̈̀̆̓̓͋̐͂̉̾̋͂͝. Ļ̴̛̮͎̰͖̓̅̌́̀̽̍́̕E̵̡̺̼̱̰̣̣̓̐͘Ṯ̴̋̈̾̏̕ ̵̡̨̩̟̜̼̩̣͇̗̗̘̝̒Ţ̸̰͓̜̻̣̻̹͎̝͉̽̓̎́͋̓̂̐͂ͅH̴̢̞͉͚̳͎̮̹͔̻͉̯̥͎̻̊̌̑́́̎̓̐͊̒̂͝E̴̛̻̯̞̠͇̳̣̲̗͍͇̻̫͙͑̅̍́̂͒͆̏̒̎̑͛̔̚͝ ̵̫̠͖̱̲̮̤̖͉̘̝̅O̸̰͓̗̣̰͓̫̲͗̄̎̓̆̎͊̿͂B̶̡̫̠̱̲͕̞͖͂̓͗̿̀́̎͑̈́̈́͑́̚͜͝͠J̸͍͓͙̞͕͌̐̾͆̚̚͝E̴͓̩̥̯̽̃̈́̿̋̀͌́̎͠͠C̷̨̛̜̝͓̟̑̾̏̊̓͐̕̕͠T̶̢̫̳̠̠͓̤͈̫͈͌̈́͆̅͒͂͐̎̓̆͐̔̀͐̕͝ ̴̡̢̨͓̤͇̹̥͚̭̳͇̦̦̰̈̋͛͌͠ͅŚ̵̠̗̝̌̿̿̈̓̚ͅͅP̶̲̬̟͉̖̖̹̯̘̟̑̿̾̂̓̂̊͒͜ͅͅE̴͚͔͔͆̄Ä̵̬͚́̇̍̍̈̑K̴̨̡̛͋͊̓̃͑̿̑̇̃̀̚̕̚̚

STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD PLEASE.

Fuchsia: FUCHSIA....I.... UM... WELL FOR STARTERS, VERY RUDE TO PULL ME FROM MY DIMENSION WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENJOYING A SANDWICH!! SECOND OFF, I CAN'T CONTROL MY BLOOD, OR ANY OF MY ABILITIES FOR THAT MATTER. ALSO THIRD, WHERE IS MY DEFENSE ATTOURNEY? THIS SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR!!

???: You still endangered multiple lives!! Even if you can't control it it's our job at inter-

Wyrm: S̴̢̧̢͈̩͔͇̞̗̤̩͎͉̻̞̈́̈́̐͑̈̅̄͌͘͝I̶̱̺̠͊̈́͛͊̑̅͑͗̽̇͘͜L̸̨̝̬̖̈́Ẹ̴̣̖̠̑̆̾̃̅͝N̴̖̭̘̖̜̲͂͝C̶̮̖̱̘̩̃̚E̵̡̖͉̰̮͇̰̪͇̜̲̺̙̭̓̒̀͂͑͗̆͋́̚͝

???: ....

Wyrm: W̵̞͇̙̭̻̻̣̘̫̠̹͖̤͉̋͑̑̇̒̕͝͠H̴̢̨̪̦͖̘͙̥̹̭̘̝͉̦̺̽͒͂́̅͂̀̚̕̚͝Ȧ̷͕̽̈̆̇̎̄̐͌̚͝T̴̡̢̨̳͚̪̫̭̣̣̫̘̲͎̈́̓͋͊̓̏͊͠͝ͅ ̵͖̙̣͈͈̣͉̅́ͅI̵͇̯̬̊̿̔͗̌͛̑̽̀͠S̶̭̜̿̋̿͒̔̿̉̔͋̚ ̸̨̡̹͙͍̝̹̾͊͗͗̒͌͐͑̀T̷̪͐̏̀̈́̔̍̇̚̚Ĥ̶̛͈̰͚̗͍͚̥́́͑͗̈́̌͝I̴̡̢̛͙̞͓̖̠̩̗̭͔͖̣͍̲̎̽̃͂͑S̴̯͎͕̰̗̝̍͆̿̋́̅̃̎̃̅̿̚ ̴̢̼̙͎̻͇̎͛͆͊͂̕͝Ő̵̦͉̼̰͚̘͓̆̈́͋̓̾̓͆̏̓͒̚N̴̛̥̩͓͐̈́̃̓E̸̗̘̪̖͈̳̝̼͎͔̳͉͋͋́͛͐̍̈̃́̀͑̒͆̚͠ͅ'̴̨͇̘͚̠̖͉̲̍͊̑̔͝ͅŜ̴̠̖͔̩̅̍̐̆̎̀́ ̷̨̢̬̪̖̩̜̥̜̦̘̭̏̀̆S̶̨͍͇̪̯͉̜̝͙͍̟̱͑̄͗ͅT̶̠̘̗̳̫̣̼̎̏͋̇̓̕͠͝Ơ̵̯͍̐͒̔͗̑̔͋̄́͝R̴̨̛̭̻͉̝͚̲̩͚̜̘̣̘͕̔̀̃̎̈̅̀͆̊̀̑͊̑ͅY̶̡̨͔̘͔̦̙͍̣̜̱͋̈̏̍̑͐̎̓̚ ̵̠̲̈̆I̷͖̦͖̾͐́̈́̿̊̽ͅ ̸̢̻̲̮̳̞̮̰̥̜̾̐̈́̿̍̉̍̊̅̚͝W̴̦̮̑̽͛͒̀́͗͑͐̈́͜Ǒ̶̺̹̬͖̲̓̑̒̉̽͋̇̾N̷̡̳̻͖͔̾̽̀̀̈́̓̈́̽͗̒̚͝D̶̡̛̹͖̟̲̍͜E̴̩͎̪̘̠͐̉͋͑͂̔R̷̮͚̘͍̱̟̳̓̋̎̀ͅ

Wyrm: F̴͍̟̎́͠A̵͚̦̬̘̖̩̮̮͙͔̦͒͌ͅS̴̫͋̎̄̎͑̄̂͐̎̅̆͑͝͝͠Č̴̣̼̠̈̇̿͝ͅI̸̧̱͙̰̪̟̍̔́͂͆̀̄̇́͊̾ͅN̶̩͚͔̩͓̝̯̦͍͔͚͒̍̇̏͊̐̔̚Ą̷̨̛̘̫̠͚͙͉̰̬̭͚͍͗̋͆͂̔͐̆͆̓̀́̕͠͠T̸͇̣͂̓͗̋̉̍̂͊̔̚Ỉ̷̗̮͖̲̖̈́̆̂̄́̇̒̀͆̌͘͜N̸̨̰̈́G̴̡̛̺̟͚̖͖͈͎͙͔̊̂͐͆͑̃̾̐͝

???: Exactly my point my Wyrm!! This asset is unstable outside their home dimension and therefore should be considered to be deported.

Fuchsia: WHAT?

Wyrm: P̵̢̙̰̒̐̕͜E̵̪͉̬̊͂Ř̴͇̈H̸̘̭̤́̆͘A̷̰̒̓͛̀P̶̤̩̆̚Š̷͕̮͎.̵̛͔́.̵̛̰̖̝̫͑.̴̧̦̞̂.̸̨̐̀̀͛B̴̛̮͋͑̕U̶̍ͅŤ̷̰̮͈̩̀ ̷̠͗F̸̨͇̥̥͂̔̓͘Ï̵̻̹̝̱̃̋͗R̵͉̰͉͖͛S̸̱̫̒͝͝T̷̹̝̝̽ ̶͓̺̗̏A̶̳̟͑͛̃ ̷̾̽̿͜S̵̬̿̽̽H̶͍̣͖͕̀̈́̆̂Ó̷̤̈́̓͆͜R̵̼͖̱̲̓̕T̶̳̃̎͂ ̷͇̰̩̈́ͅR̵̜͝E̸̯͛́́͠C̶̯͔̜͙̽̈̈́̈Ȩ̸̜͈͑̋S̵̳̒̒͑S̴͎̄́͘

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D:

How are we gonna get then home safe???

I have a massive number of axes !

Not sure how that will help us get to a world we don't know the location of, but go axes!

THE ONE OF ALL gave us directions actually! I was waiting to see if an organised operation would form but seeing how fushia is doing I think I might just go right now

[Unintelligable]

???: Your wyrmness, today a bring to you a criminal, a fugitive, many call a danger. Today I will prove once again why this asset belongs in its home dimension.

[Hushed whispers]

???: This "fuchsiahaj" as it calls itself, has carried over a trait from its home dimension known as "gunpowder blood". When activated it can cause a spur of explosions, endangering multiple lives to whomever may be nearby. This asset has also been shown quite a few times to be a danger to others, often triggering things in their own body to the point where merely being in their presence could be considered a death wish.

Fuchsia: THATS RIDICULOUS!! I CANT CONTROL ANY OF THAT!!

???: OBJECTION!! I WAS TALKING!!

Wyrm: O̷͔̳̙͍͙͍̪̝͚̤͉̱̹̠̔̽̓́̾̆̈́͝ͅV̶͚̮̜̺̫̹̳̤̝̯̙̓͆͑̂̓̍́͐̀̏͋͘͝Ȩ̵̘̩͇̤̹̪͊̆͋̐̑̽̒͗̀͘͝͝R̸̩̼̖̭͌͆̂͛͗͌̄̕̕̕̚R̷̲̦͒̾̌̐͒̑͠Ų̸̬̣͙̜͚͕̙̳̱̰̣͎̦̿͊̔̏́̋̕ͅL̴̡͇̟̳̗̞̹̗̣̮͓̊̊̈́̈́̓̑͐̃̓̈́͋̂̐̃͛̏Ȩ̸̡͔̣̩͖̼̯̪̖̐̀̈̈̊͜D̸̢̧͇̖̦̈̀̆̓̓͋̐͂̉̾̋͂͝. Ļ̴̛̮͎̰͖̓̅̌́̀̽̍́̕E̵̡̺̼̱̰̣̣̓̐͘Ṯ̴̋̈̾̏̕ ̵̡̨̩̟̜̼̩̣͇̗̗̘̝̒Ţ̸̰͓̜̻̣̻̹͎̝͉̽̓̎́͋̓̂̐͂ͅH̴̢̞͉͚̳͎̮̹͔̻͉̯̥͎̻̊̌̑́́̎̓̐͊̒̂͝E̴̛̻̯̞̠͇̳̣̲̗͍͇̻̫͙͑̅̍́̂͒͆̏̒̎̑͛̔̚͝ ̵̫̠͖̱̲̮̤̖͉̘̝̅O̸̰͓̗̣̰͓̫̲͗̄̎̓̆̎͊̿͂B̶̡̫̠̱̲͕̞͖͂̓͗̿̀́̎͑̈́̈́͑́̚͜͝͠J̸͍͓͙̞͕͌̐̾͆̚̚͝E̴͓̩̥̯̽̃̈́̿̋̀͌́̎͠͠C̷̨̛̜̝͓̟̑̾̏̊̓͐̕̕͠T̶̢̫̳̠̠͓̤͈̫͈͌̈́͆̅͒͂͐̎̓̆͐̔̀͐̕͝ ̴̡̢̨͓̤͇̹̥͚̭̳͇̦̦̰̈̋͛͌͠ͅŚ̵̠̗̝̌̿̿̈̓̚ͅͅP̶̲̬̟͉̖̖̹̯̘̟̑̿̾̂̓̂̊͒͜ͅͅE̴͚͔͔͆̄Ä̵̬͚́̇̍̍̈̑K̴̨̡̛͋͊̓̃͑̿̑̇̃̀̚̕̚̚

STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD PLEASE.

Fuchsia: FUCHSIA....I.... UM... WELL FOR STARTERS, VERY RUDE TO PULL ME FROM MY DIMENSION WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENJOYING A SANDWICH!! SECOND OFF, I CAN'T CONTROL MY BLOOD, OR ANY OF MY ABILITIES FOR THAT MATTER. ALSO THIRD, WHERE IS MY DEFENSE ATTOURNEY? THIS SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR!!

???: You still endangered multiple lives!! Even if you can't control it it's our job at inter-

Wyrm: S̴̢̧̢͈̩͔͇̞̗̤̩͎͉̻̞̈́̈́̐͑̈̅̄͌͘͝I̶̱̺̠͊̈́͛͊̑̅͑͗̽̇͘͜L̸̨̝̬̖̈́Ẹ̴̣̖̠̑̆̾̃̅͝N̴̖̭̘̖̜̲͂͝C̶̮̖̱̘̩̃̚E̵̡̖͉̰̮͇̰̪͇̜̲̺̙̭̓̒̀͂͑͗̆͋́̚͝

???: ....

Wyrm: W̵̞͇̙̭̻̻̣̘̫̠̹͖̤͉̋͑̑̇̒̕͝͠H̴̢̨̪̦͖̘͙̥̹̭̘̝͉̦̺̽͒͂́̅͂̀̚̕̚͝Ȧ̷͕̽̈̆̇̎̄̐͌̚͝T̴̡̢̨̳͚̪̫̭̣̣̫̘̲͎̈́̓͋͊̓̏͊͠͝ͅ ̵͖̙̣͈͈̣͉̅́ͅI̵͇̯̬̊̿̔͗̌͛̑̽̀͠S̶̭̜̿̋̿͒̔̿̉̔͋̚ ̸̨̡̹͙͍̝̹̾͊͗͗̒͌͐͑̀T̷̪͐̏̀̈́̔̍̇̚̚Ĥ̶̛͈̰͚̗͍͚̥́́͑͗̈́̌͝I̴̡̢̛͙̞͓̖̠̩̗̭͔͖̣͍̲̎̽̃͂͑S̴̯͎͕̰̗̝̍͆̿̋́̅̃̎̃̅̿̚ ̴̢̼̙͎̻͇̎͛͆͊͂̕͝Ő̵̦͉̼̰͚̘͓̆̈́͋̓̾̓͆̏̓͒̚N̴̛̥̩͓͐̈́̃̓E̸̗̘̪̖͈̳̝̼͎͔̳͉͋͋́͛͐̍̈̃́̀͑̒͆̚͠ͅ'̴̨͇̘͚̠̖͉̲̍͊̑̔͝ͅŜ̴̠̖͔̩̅̍̐̆̎̀́ ̷̨̢̬̪̖̩̜̥̜̦̘̭̏̀̆S̶̨͍͇̪̯͉̜̝͙͍̟̱͑̄͗ͅT̶̠̘̗̳̫̣̼̎̏͋̇̓̕͠͝Ơ̵̯͍̐͒̔͗̑̔͋̄́͝R̴̨̛̭̻͉̝͚̲̩͚̜̘̣̘͕̔̀̃̎̈̅̀͆̊̀̑͊̑ͅY̶̡̨͔̘͔̦̙͍̣̜̱͋̈̏̍̑͐̎̓̚ ̵̠̲̈̆I̷͖̦͖̾͐́̈́̿̊̽ͅ ̸̢̻̲̮̳̞̮̰̥̜̾̐̈́̿̍̉̍̊̅̚͝W̴̦̮̑̽͛͒̀́͗͑͐̈́͜Ǒ̶̺̹̬͖̲̓̑̒̉̽͋̇̾N̷̡̳̻͖͔̾̽̀̀̈́̓̈́̽͗̒̚͝D̶̡̛̹͖̟̲̍͜E̴̩͎̪̘̠͐̉͋͑͂̔R̷̮͚̘͍̱̟̳̓̋̎̀ͅ

Wyrm: F̴͍̟̎́͠A̵͚̦̬̘̖̩̮̮͙͔̦͒͌ͅS̴̫͋̎̄̎͑̄̂͐̎̅̆͑͝͝͠Č̴̣̼̠̈̇̿͝ͅI̸̧̱͙̰̪̟̍̔́͂͆̀̄̇́͊̾ͅN̶̩͚͔̩͓̝̯̦͍͔͚͒̍̇̏͊̐̔̚Ą̷̨̛̘̫̠͚͙͉̰̬̭͚͍͗̋͆͂̔͐̆͆̓̀́̕͠͠T̸͇̣͂̓͗̋̉̍̂͊̔̚Ỉ̷̗̮͖̲̖̈́̆̂̄́̇̒̀͆̌͘͜N̸̨̰̈́G̴̡̛̺̟͚̖͖͈͎͙͔̊̂͐͆͑̃̾̐͝

???: Exactly my point my Wyrm!! This asset is unstable outside their home dimension and therefore should be considered to be deported.

Fuchsia: WHAT?

Wyrm: P̵̢̙̰̒̐̕͜E̵̪͉̬̊͂Ř̴͇̈H̸̘̭̤́̆͘A̷̰̒̓͛̀P̶̤̩̆̚Š̷͕̮͎.̵̛͔́.̵̛̰̖̝̫͑.̴̧̦̞̂.̸̨̐̀̀͛B̴̛̮͋͑̕U̶̍ͅŤ̷̰̮͈̩̀ ̷̠͗F̸̨͇̥̥͂̔̓͘Ï̵̻̹̝̱̃̋͗R̵͉̰͉͖͛S̸̱̫̒͝͝T̷̹̝̝̽ ̶͓̺̗̏A̶̳̟͑͛̃ ̷̾̽̿͜S̵̬̿̽̽H̶͍̣͖͕̀̈́̆̂Ó̷̤̈́̓͆͜R̵̼͖̱̲̓̕T̶̳̃̎͂ ̷͇̰̩̈́ͅR̵̜͝E̸̯͛́́͠C̶̯͔̜͙̽̈̈́̈Ȩ̸̜͈͑̋S̵̳̒̒͑S̴͎̄́͘

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D:

How are we gonna get then home safe???

I have a massive number of axes !

Dost though wish to be friends with us because we talk in opposite subtitles?

Why not?

We deserve attention, you fiend, stop hogging the attention we should have >:(

I doth wish to be friends with you!

Please use the correct general pronouns for us, then we'll think about it.

I do wish to be friends with you?

Yous*, we're a hive mind after all.

Ooooo I didn't even know that was a word

*hum hum*

I do wish to be friends with yous!

Later, since you inadvertently insulted our connection we've made with ourselves using our magic.

I am deeply sorry for my ignorance, but I promise this mistake will not happen again and I regret making it

We forgive you.

Hey, do thou dost wish to enter the darkness? There's a cool house here you could check for stuff in.

Yous speak using very fancy old timey sounding words, that's very cool :3

I might visit yea! Not now, I am preparing to go on an expedition to save a friend but a house with stuff in it sounds super fun !

Also, by the way, we're older than any other being. We're even older than the sentient void, older than all but one, THE ONE OF ALL.

That does explain the speech