So you’re telling me…

That Penacony will allow me to live my dream of going on a date with a cute girl?

SIGN ME UP!

I would just like to confirm that you can get hit by the vehicles in Penacony

… And it’s an achievement

Dreammaster: Leave Penacony
Acheron: Fucking make me

Man that behind the scenes of Penacony video is so professionally done

Logical questions, good banter, and absolutely nothing strange happened in it at all

Hoyoverse, dammit. Could you please not drop trailers for Penacony while I’m napping?

I have a hard enough time determining dreams from reality as is

I wasn’t leaving Penacony without seeing my girl one last time

Behold the start of a new idol group!

Right here on Penacony’s Singer of Dreams!

Every time I think I learned everything I need to know about Honkai Star Rail, I accidentally find a toilet that teleports you around the Herta Space Station

The Interastral Peace Corporation Presents: The Ten Stone Hearts Guide To Babysitting Aventurine

Rule 1: Don’t let him touch slot machines

Rule 2: Keep him away from the Blackjack table

Rule 3: Just don’t go to casinos with him. Period

Rule 4: If you can’t avoid rule 3, expect oposition

Rule 5: If Aventurine gets into a mess, let him gamble his way out of it

Rule 6: Expect to banned from any place you visit

Rule 7: If all else fails, call the IPC Employee Hotline. The codeword is GACHA

CASTORICE!

So cute, yet so very deadly

They better let me hug her next patch