googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that canât differentiate between âitsâ and âitâsâ correctly
oho and now youâre questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change âtearsâ to âyearsâ for no reason but donât catch âimporintâ???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
1. how the fuck did this post become so popular
2. everyone just commenting âQUERCHEDâ is delightful
3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time
4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoftÂ
5. the difference between [its] and [itâs] is that [itâs] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [âs] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.
btw, gdocâs most recent transgression:
noooope
LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS
iâm sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral âHeâd been youngâ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT
âheâd been so youngâ IâLL FUCKING KILL YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
me @ everyone else using googledocs:
YOU
I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldnât trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldnât trust another A.I. with it, so⌠thatâs something to worry about