Hey you kids! Were you born in a barn? Close that paranormal portal behind you!
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
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🌟 starstrewn Follow gotta be real i did not have "felagund shows up all werewolf mangled and then immediately leaves" on my 465 bingo card
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💜 growingthings Follow I have to be honest I'm a little exhausted seeing so many blogs here with "kinslayer DNI" in their bio.... isn't that against the fundamentally redemptive nature of death and rebirth and all
👻 bluebirdiestelf Follow op where were you at alqualondë . just asking
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🌈 sinda_sapphic Following anyone else starting to wonder if there ever will be an "after?"
#or at least anything like what there was before #by elbereth i hope my heart finds its way back to doriath #and yet it grows further and further from me #slips from my fingers as a dream upon waking #reembodiment soon death daddy 🥺🥺🥺??
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#i for one am giving myself impossible bazonkas #they wont let me out because they fear my power
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🔥Fëanáro_Official Follow Day 167,901 of admitting no fault.
❄️Finwëñolofinwë Following Ah, this has served you excellently in the past. Carry on. Dig deeper. Why should you do otherwise? Plainly you have been nothing short of perfection.
🔥Fëanáro_Official Follow Day 167,902 of admitting no fault.
⛅ birdsmith Follow TIL i learned you can be dead and still have a maglor feanorion bop stuck in your head :/
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#to be clear he's problematic as fuck #but damn if he doesn't have some earworms to offer
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💎 dwarffucker4000 Following girl are you the doom of mandos because i can't rid myself of you no matter how many times i try to wash myself clean & despite everything i can't bring myself to regret you #eldariel talks!
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multi-million pound media room inside downing st but sunak doesn't even have an umbrella while he delivers his election announcement speech where he can not only be drowned out by the pissing rain but also by the most infamous labour party campaign song ever used as it's blasted from the speaker of the absolute funniest person in the whole country. a truly spectacular start to comedy season
i saw someone comment "really put the pathetic in the pathetic fallacy" on a video of the uk general election announcement and honestly yeah
This is a good time for UK people to remember you are voting in YOUR local seat for YOUR MP.
So you want to vote AGAINST a Tory MP. In a lot of very Tory places the best bet against them will be the Liberal Democrats, not Labour. Labour don't like to admit this ever.
But it's more useful to have LESS Tory MPs for any chance of getting rid of them from Government.
Our system works based on local voters for their seat, not voting for who you want as Prime Minister. This isn't the US, don't get confused. A worrying number of people don't understand how our system is different from a Presidential one.
Remember, technically the monarch chooses who the PM is, not the people. Practically speaking, though, they always choose the head of the majority party after an election. That's why it's so important to get your local Tory out of their seat. It's entirely based on the number of local wins for the parties.
The more seats they lose across the country in the upcoming elections, the less of a majority they have in parliament. If they lose enough, then the majority goes to someone else, and they get to form the government.
Currently polls suggest that the Tories will lose their majority, but we need to vote tactically to make that happen. Do your research into your constituency. See who the polls are favouring against the Tories. Make sure that you're registered. Organise a proxy or postal vote if you can't be there on the day. We may not be able to vote for the Britain we want right now, but we can vote for a Britain that's better than this.
Someone hurry up and get directX working 100% on Linux.
Some good news. 1, it’s being slow rolled out at the moment. 2, it’s reportedly really easy to turn off.
people who hate trans men seem to overwhelmingly be of the opinion we can control how big our breasts are/were. 'me when the he/they with the biggest fattest womanest boobiest tits you've ever seen-' shut the fuck up
the amount of people who have responded to this post (and similar posts) about their g+ size breasts being either
1. impossible to bind
2. able to bind but still noticeable
3. able to bind but painful
is astounding to me and shows me more than ever yous need to shut the fuck up about trans masc's and men's bodies.
whether or not they're trying to highlight their breasts (also not an issue nor any of your business), you're just being a massive nobhead.
also @ trans fems who have the same issue but with bulge: YES and you should definitely make posts about it. body shaming and mockery is not cute in any form and people deserve to be called out for it
also I don't really consider it derailing - this issue is the same as pointing out bulge or 'child bearing hips' or 'too square a face' or 'dainty hands' or 'male hairline' even like... the sound of your voice. anything that has heavy association with either set of binary perisex characteristics and then being like 'hehe hoho this makes them a worse transgender for it'. in any case it is not okay to do at all
What being friends with me is like
a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guy’s physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guy’s last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanova’s debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no it’ll be fine and it Was
so what i’m saying is a medical procedural show where the main character is giacomo casanova and he doesn’t want to be solving these medical mysteries but goddamn if he isn’t the only fucker in this room who knows how to not kill the patient. so i guess my date with this prussian chick will just have to wait
this pitch would have absolutely killed at the bbc between 1991 and 2005 btw
They would have made eight, maybe even ten episodes in that time.
ok here's one
you gotta reblog for the average tumblr demographic not just my followers i believe ppl who follow me are cool
