Middlest Brother

“I celebrate the 4th the same way I do everything: a quarter mile at a time.”

If you see me accidentally reblogging unrelated stuff to this acc, no you don’t

“Okay, NOW I’m ready for @dragoncon!”

[ID: both of Travis mcelroys hands against a white fur backdrop. His nails are a dark shimmering purple, with alternating white leaves painted on each nail.”

“You know it’s a good manicure when the other nail techs keep coming over to see what you’re getting.”

[ID: travis mcelroys fingers, minus the thumb, against a white tabletop. The index, middle and pinky are dark blue with light blue bubbles. The ring finger is dark blue with a jellyfish painted on in light blue.]

“Trying something.”

Travis McElroy give me a crumb of nail art pls I am starving

“This is the cool new style.”

“My nails are ready.”

{ID: Travis mcelroys left hand, his nails have various yellow toned honeycomb designs. honey drips painted on his middle finger and bees on his pointer and ring finger.}

“Time for a new implant tooth!”

“Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics.”

“Folks, I present to you: The Sunset Blanket!”