21 Shots

dilfhamlet:

dilfhamlet:

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

d4rm4nd4:

grogusmum:

yespolkadotkitty:

dornish-queen:

darkstarcomics:

pluckyyoungdonna:

ink-splotch:

toothsalad:

oarfjsh:

aurosoul:

blinkeasy:

sneasels:

taurus-official:

amandalove:

I’m Manly Man, the Super Rich and Famous. Son of Robby.

I’m Eternally Radiant Baby

I’m field in the west, collection of stars in the night sky, a forest.

I am Born of the the Yew Tree, who Lives Near the Ash Tree, A Flower With Many Petals and Thorns

godgiven shoemaker

Blond Leper, Protector of Men

Imitating or rivaling; the green stone; the still water

God’s judgement, the flower who is like GOd

Resurrection Captivating Pure

Defender of Mankind, slowly and gently countryside, power and authority

Fragant flower of the stars; the meadow; fortunate.

White faerie; Meadow; Fire

Spiky Ruffian, [yet] Curly and Fluffy, Daughter of the Father from a Happy Faraway Land. 🤣

Nice to meet you, I’m Peace Victory Strength

dat-soldier:

nflstreet:

Dutch is a fake language

patrickat:

constance-dartagnan:

the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you’re showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach

On the way to my essential job like…

thatdisasterauthor:

I think he broke a record for the amount of NSFW jokes in this one. 😂

ezraroach:

There’s only two genres of dogs in medieval paintings and they look like this

dancinbutterfly:

funny-tik-toks:

No one is going to talk about the fact that this man just happens to have 4 full body animal onesies with bonnets???

emil:

emil:

boss is presently trying to figure out an app

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

cantabilechaos:

High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

In a world ruled by fondant and candy melts, I consistently admire chocolate guy for continuing to actually temper real chocolate and craft smaller deserts with a consideration of layering, texture, and flavour pairings. Yes the sculptures are gaudy, yes they are unattainable if you don’t have like an entire team of students working for u in a temperature controlled room, but I don’t care. I’ve seen so many decorative deserts that are inedible and lemme be clear, I would pounce on one of those chocolate sculptures without hesitation to sink my teeth into a tempered dark chocolate ape that’s taller than I am.

miss-sweetpotato:

all-your-favs-are-jews:

It’s almost Passover :)

This has no right being this funny