Funny 50th birthday quotes for women

My 50-th Birthday - 2020 The One Where I was Quarantined

In this post, you will find 47 Best 50th Birthday slogans and sayings. 50th Birthday slogans 50 and kicking 1/2 Way Party 50 is the new 25 (*Twice) You are 18,262 days old! 50 is the five perfect 10s I’m not 50, I’m 18 with 32 years […]

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think […]

Add some fun or unique 50th birthday quotes to your birthday celebration: on the birthday card, in a scrapbook, on a celebratory picture, or a birthday banner.

The best happy 50th birthday wishes that are funny, cute, sassy or short. Perfect when you want to wish your friend, brother, sister or for women or men a happy birthday.

Resolutions should be a four letter word. Rather than focus on what I will be accomplishing in 2018, I'm looking at the three big things I WON'T be doing. Care to join me?