demonicae:

sparrow-va:

sparrow-va:

WHY DOES POOB HAVE ME BLOCKED LMAO

poob DOESN’T have it for me. they’ve had ENOUGH of me

Do they have the latest season of All or Nothing? You just can’t get it here in the UK.

hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:

I have to make everything ok really fast

snakebites-and-ink:

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

demonicae:

curioscurio:

US Citizens: hey Mr president these tariffs are hurting everybody but You Specifically

Trump, 100% serious: MAKE AMERICAS SHOWETS GREAT AGAIN NO LONGER WILL YOU SUFFER UNDER THE EVIL LEFTS WAR ON OUR VALUABLE SHOWERHEADS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THE LEFT DEMOCRATS IS STEALING YOUR WATER PRESSURE. JOE BIDEN MADE ME WASH MY HANDS WITH WEAK WATER PRESSURE AND I STARTED CRYING

Everyone in the fucking world: w what the fuck

source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-makes-americas-showers-great-again/

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Makes America’s Showers Great Again

UNDOING THE LEFT’S WAR ON WATER PRESSURE: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order to end the Obama-Biden war on water pre

The White House

I thought this was a shitpost until I saw the link…

demonicae:

the-haiku-bot:

soul-our-punk:

kocurek1921:

harrytheehottie:

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

An Elliot Page iteration of James Bond would be rad as fuck

An Elliot Page

iteration of James Bond

would be rad as fuck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ohhh I want to shout ‘Do a Flip!’ as Piers Morgan leaps off a rooftop.

Please god, we deserve this, as a treat.

newtype-lila:

rb to tell prev they’re being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

ralfmaximus:

kawaiiabetic:

seven-oomen:

girlmostlikely:

Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Being Cyberbullied by Gamers

“YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY”

The Daily Beast

He did it to show off Starlink’s in-flight wifi and the stream ended when the wifi cut out

He said the wifi cut out.

Instead of, “hey this has been a great demo of the tech but I gotta go! Since I am a Very Busy Guy running many billion-dollar companies AND the White House! Everyone is begging for my attention! Gotta go! Bye!!”

Which would have saved face and been totally plausible.

But instead, he was so flustered he blamed his shitty wifi connection then ragequit. The wifi supplied by his own StarLink company, that he was demonstrating because it is so super cool & reliable.

What an idiot.

noctumsolis:

mudwerks:

zeitundraum77:

us tumblr elders should get these free

I kind of want one so that I can keep it until tumblr shuts down, at which point I’d begin wearing it.

schattenhonig:

shortace:

The rest of the queers aren’t allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we’ve got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It’s official, we belong!

Now that’s some positive thinking right there! I love it!

Anonymous asked:

girl where do u watch movies

flapperwitch:

ryebreadgf:

um. online

At one point in film school my professor tried to legally rent a movie to show us and even though she had paid money, it wasn’t working. So she went “I’m going to turn around and one of you will find the movie somehow”.

onlytiktoks:

Anonymous asked:

What is spn

mulderscully:

anon you have no idea how special this message is

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

mtsodie:

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

ltsophia:

Arrested by the princess’s guard for infiltrating the castle and teaching all the maids the joy of slav-squatting with a cigarette