Shane💪🐻

joyous well pay the man wednesday to my friends and followers

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

all these arguments about the new harry potter casting but all i can think is that every person involved in the series has willingly signed up to work with such an outspoken transphobe

reblogging again in light of the uk ruling that trans women are not ‘real’ women. jkr has been the most high profile supporter of the campaigners who took this case to court. the money she earns from the harry potter franchise goes directly to harming trans rights

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

All hail Our Lady of the Damp and Rain! Resplendent in gold.

At the time of reblogging the results are 28.8 vs 71.2. The slight disparity might be because of the people whose birthday was today or yesterday but who answered before then.

trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this

[ID: screenshot of Jimmy Neutron shows Sheen talking to a tired Carl and Libby. He says, "We have Jimmy 'rapturous enjoyment of mustard'. Let's give Cindy whistling."/ end]

Shelley Duvall in “Brewster McCloud” (1970)

ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

"I don't have favorites"

Also me:

healthcare should not have a weight limit.

like it doesn’t matter if a person is so fat they’re immobile & have infections in their skin folds & need assistance with everything from hygiene to cooking to cleaning etc. they should still get good medical care.

the fattest person you possibly imagine still deserves medical care. it also doesn’t matter why they’re fat, even if that person got fat because all they did was eat and eat without ever exercising, they still deserve medical care.

The Fortune Dragon! These friendly dragon are seekers of new experiences! They're also magically magnetic, as in anything magical is drawn to them like a magnet. These have the innate ability to suck up raw magic, using it to power healing or thier own magic (scramble your senses, summon shadow snakes, create escape rooms, etc). Thier breath weapon also doesn't hurt, it just clouds your mind! Just be careful, if they shake themself too hard all those coins and gems encrusting it turn into projectiles (take a few, the ability is called Share the Wealth after all). And they're usually covered considering they like to swim through thier horde like Scrooge McDuck. At least they're having fun with it!

The Mirage dragon is a vain dragon that loves deceiving others. They have scales that change to camouflage them, thier breath causes hallucinations, thier fins can dazzle you with a display of colors, and they are experts of taking advantage of the distractions they create. They're also masters of illusion magic, some of which they can use infinitely, and eventually turn invisible at will! A If they go further with thier magic they like spells to meddle with minds like hypnotize and enthrall and confusion. Also more utility spells like turning into vapor or making objects float and move around.

Reblog for sample size

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

typed out a whole response and then took a deep breath and deleted it. +2000XP +500G