itsthelittlestthings:

Bitches be turning into a blushing puddle as soon as you call them any pet name. It’s me I’m bitches

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labelleizzy:

do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas:

jemariel:

dee-the-red-witch:

baconis42:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

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littlewickedthings:

loudmouththreads

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lylylylylylylylyly:

*still uses pinky promises as a legit form of trust*

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juicemanloc:

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totallyfubar:

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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nicollekidman:

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

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