beep beep trashmouth!

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

#We were this close 🤏 to witness a divorce

Eddie thinks King Steve pushing him up against walls shouldn’t make heat pool in his belly and butterflies throw themselves against his ribs.

(But since it started happening with Steve’s hand under his shirt and warm lips on his, Eddie doesn’t mind so much.)

Bonus sketch:

One day, Eddie suggested getting a pet.

And brought this guy home.

Plot-twist: Steve hates birds. Or hated?

kisses ......

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – As Westbridge Turns

wilson is LITERALLY his wife

part 1 of meme redraws (some of which were requested by the lovely people on my patreon)

Richard Siken, War of the Foxes | Lord Huron, “The Night We Met” | Lev St. Valentine, There’s This Game I Play Every Morning | @notbigthief | Coldplay, “The Scientist” | @ruhlare | @mobydyke | John Green, Paper Towns

kiss kiss kiss♡