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@wishesupon

She/They, 24, MDNI
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I tried to send this in but the page kept saying there was an error, sorry if you get this ask more then once

I am obsessed with these little remote control car videos people are posting - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGQ6l5gPJBF/?igsh=MWU3Z2Jvam54NGQ4cQ==

They’re literally all I’ve been seeing, and as someone who loves dumb silly shenanigans this is right up my alley!! Could I ask for how tfp Ratchet would react if his human s/o brought one of these things as a means to playfully tease him??

Ratchet is looking for his tool that “mysteriously” went missing?? His so drives over their toy car to Ratchet with the said tool ontop. His s/o is trying to woo him? They drive their little car over with some stupid bumper sticker saying “Honk if you’re flirting” and they’ll make their toy car honk its horn.

Bonus: Ratchet’s s/o named their toy car Ratchet junior. No they won’t change it. That tiny car is their child

Junior

A hushed swear tumbles out of his intake, covered by the clatter of tools as he moves and replaces them in search for his pliers. He could've sworn he left them on his desk, but perhaps they were knocked off? With all the ruckus of the silo, he wouldn't be surprised to find them squished on the underside of Bulkhead's pedes.

"Scrapin' pliers." He sighs, not for the first time. This time, however, his complaining is followed by the squeal of little rubber tires.

Ratchet turns, huffing at the sight of your little toy car, so affectionately named 'Ratchet Jr.', skidding around with his pliers attached to the top. It bops to the tip of his pede, beeping so he'll reach down and take the offered present.

With a sigh that's not amused, at least he won't let it sound as such, Ratchet calls your name. "Your little toy delivered my tool. Thank you, I suppose."

A flurry of beeps are his reply. The car does elated donuts like an energetic sparkling finally discovering their first alt mode. Ratchet finally notices something new to backend as well, a large sticker plastered over the bumper that reads 'I HONK IF I LOVE YOU!'

Junior flashes its lights and honks almost nonstop.

Ratchet has to cover his face with a servo to hide his blush. He knocks the toy with his pede, hearing your distressed cry echo out into the silo when Junior is rendered still on its back. Now the beeping sounds more frantic, until there's a clip of an emergency siren squeaking out of the car's speakers.

And Ratchet laughs, because he has to. You and Junior both are too cute not to be endeared by your antics.

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I wanna get Swerve pregnant

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Sure!

Sparked Skywarp anon: you see what you’ve done to me? 🤣 I was at 628 on the 15th and this is with me going through these as fast as I can, too

Uno Reverse- Sparked

Swerve x Reader

• Hands on your waist, he groans as those soft hands cup his face. Your soft mouth sliding against his own and he opens up for you, tasting you as his glossa sliding against your tongue, hearing your breath hitch as you move against him, hips rolling. Helm bumping your forehead, he smiles crookedly when you nip at his bottom lip.

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Omg I'm eating up the uno reverse sparked series! Can I see a Uno reverse sparked Ironhide or Optimus prime?

Thank you!^^

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Sure 🔞 mass displaced mech 🌶️

🤣 I’m getting comments and asks speculating on how to knock up Unicron now. And apparently one for one human sparking every single one of TFP Megatron’s Vehicons.

Uno Reverse-Sparked

Optimus x Reader

• Smiling as you lay back, you pull him down with you and his mask retracts, mouth brushing your jaw, cheek, and neck. Anywhere he can reach. Hands sliding over his warm plating, then lower to grip him, he groans. “Impatient?” He teases softly, his own big hand skimming down your side over your ribs. Stroking him, you shift under him.

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Sparked Tarn! Sparked Tarn! Sparked Tarn! Sparked Tarn! Sparked Tarn! Sparked Tarn!

Oh my God the reversed sparklings are fucking amazing and I might be a little high from the serotonin and dopamine from reading these

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Y’all are killing me right now 🤣

There’s no escaping once fully bonded. They will hunt the human down and drag them back kicking and screaming

🔞 mass displaced mech 🌶️

Uno Reverse-Sparked

Tarn x Reader

• His sweet, little pet mate. Servos tightening on your hips, listening to those needy sounds you make for him. It’s almost musical. And he can’t help but wonder what Megatron would think if he saw him, saw how far he’d fallen. But he can’t stop either, you’re a blasphemous addiction. One he knows he should have ended before it ever got this far. Couldn’t let you go even before he’d fully bonded you.

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Hi hello, every single greeting. from now on, assume everything I send is a request for Steve. hello, it's a request for Steve, how are you doing, a request for Steve, I am going to sacrifice a Lamb, I really really want Steve…

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That’s not terrifying at all 🤣 here’s your boy

Scenario-need

Steve x Reader

• “No,” breathing the word as your heart breaks, you run barefoot across the lawn to meet the damaged vehicon. And his visor flickers fitfully, head turning to watch you as he makes a pained sound and mass shifts. Arms opening for you but you stumble, stopping just shy of flinging yourself into his arms even though you want to. “You’re hurt.” Not nearly as bad as the last time, but it still kills you to see him in pain.

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I am LOVING this 'get him pregnant' propaganda. Love the idea of having kids with bots, terrified of getting pregnant irl, it's the best of both worlds!

That said, any way we can get Minimus in on this?Mostly bc I'm imagining it going something like this

can't stop thinking about teasing him that he's having a litter, even if it's not true lol

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🤣 poor Minnie 🔞 mass displaced mech 🌶️

Ahhh a coworker just gave me a bag of Easter candy. Yes, let’s give the person that’s already bored and always hyper candy.

Uno Reverse- sparked

Minimus Ambus x Reader

• “Miiiin,” you whine, a leg kicking out as he pins you more firmly, that nickname of yours for him at least better than Minnie. Even if you still call him that just to annoy him. And you’re whimpering, begging as he moves against you. “Please, Min.” Unable to be still unless he pins you and a part of him enjoys being bigger than someone, even as you try to aggravate him . Apparently liking it when he’s dominant as embarrassing as it is. Asking to be pinned and then whining the entire time.

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Hello! Can I request a Predaking that becomes affectionate when he wants to mate, giving in to his instincts?

Sure!

Scenario-affection

Predaking x Reader

• Even mass displaced, he’s intimidating in his alt mode, a limousine sized, pointy alien dragon who’s currently digging in your nest of blankets and bedding. Head lowering, mandibles spreading to grab a pillow in his jaws and move it. Then nudging the blankets with his muzzle. Have no idea what he’s doing, but it’s adorable. And he keeps pausing to look at you, wings flexing.

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Can we see Jazz sparked please??? This is the funniest little series that's making my shitty day so much better

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Sure! Most of them are just making the assumption that since the human is so small and helpless compared to them, that they’d have to be the carrier and forgetting that aliens, especially humans, are just weird. 🔞 Mass displaced mech 🌶️

Uno Reverse-sparked

Jazz x Reader

• Thighs draped over his, your toes curl, unable to move the way you want. Trembling as his hands slide over you, his touch almost reverent. “Jazz,” you groan in protest, hips up and chin tucked to be able to see him. But he’s focused on where your bodies meet, visor dim. “Was thinking,” you manage, trying to focus as his hips lazily roll. “About what you said? About wanting sparklings?”

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Anonymous asked:

Hiiii!!! It's officially my 19th birthday and I am on my knees to head Optimus Prime or Bumblebee singing happy birthday!! 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Happy birthday! 🔞 Mass displaced mech 🌶️

Scenario- head

Optimus Prime x Reader

• “Aren’t you supposed to be the one getting a present?” He asks and you feel him shiver under your palms when they slide up the inside of his thighs where you’re kneeling, those serious optics focused on only you as his fans kick on. Is he actually embarrassed? Leaning forward to press a kiss against his plating, you rest your chin on him, looking up at him from between his thighs. Waiting.

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Oh no. I think… I think I want to make Shockwave pregnant now.

🤣 there’s so many of these. 🔞 Mass displaced mech 🌶️

Uno Reverse- Sparked

TFP Shockwave x Reader

• Gasping as he shudders at your back and you’re aware of his cannon hooked under your hips, of drowning in him as his spark pulls you under. And it gets worse every time instead of better, more of those broken, jagged edges biting into you. Fragments of memories he’s not even sure are his that break your heart. Make you dread every time you bond with him as more of them sink into you. Hurt you with glimpses of who he’d once been and what had happened.

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It would be fucking hilarious for tfp Megs to get Uno Reversed.

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*wheezing* 🤣

🔞 Mass displaced mech 🌶️

Broken Arrow Pt 19

TFP Megatron x Reader

• Feel the noise rumble through you when he growls, the ferocious sound spinning you tight as it mingles with the jingling of that stupid, glittery harness. And he’s bigger than you, much stronger, but right now? You’re in control, he’s yours not the other way around and the way he’s looking at you? It’s a powerful feeling. You’re winding up, body coiling as your breath hitches.

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mer!megatron x human!reader no specified iteration, header is just for the aesthetic

summary: you visit your merman friend after he was caught in a drought in his lonely lake in the middle of nowhere. megatron decides to show his appreciation for the help you offered him

word count: 800

no one asked, but maybe someone needed. inspiration was this ask and reading the tags of a mutual who liked my mer!megatron

yeah, sometimes i’m that easy

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