Chen & Lampert

A teacher asks for advice about how to treat his pupils, and a fledgling artist ponders grad school.

A wine lover wonders why the art world drinks swill, and a preservationist ponders how to off a boffo boss.

An ousted director doesn't seem to want to leave, and an assistant bemoans their bosses clumsiness with email.

A writer considers putting down the pen, and an artist wonders whether to take care of an old professor's disgusting dog.

A protestor wants to make an impact, and a teacher bemoans his old grad-school email list.

Dubious taste puts an adviser on watch, and an NFT devotee wonders what he's done.

A hung-up singer wonders how to loosen up at the mic, and an aspiring artist asks how to be more than just friends.

With a world in crisis and an art market spinning out of control, ace art-world consultants Chen & Lampert deliver hard truths in response to questions sent by Art in…

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An artist selling at blue-chip prices wonders if messing with NFTs might sink his market.