chuckles

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RIDDLE ME

■ Question: The man who makes me doesn’t want me. The man who buys me won’t use me. The man who uses me doesn’t know it. What am I? Answer: A coffin.

■ Question: What do lazy dogs do for fun? Answer: Chase parked cars.

■ Question: What’s the difference between Prince William and a netball ball? Answer: One is heir to the throne and one is thrown into the air.

■ I don’t have wings but I can fly. I don’t have eyes but I can