Do we want a free ticket to Legoland?’ asked Mr Dear absent-mindedly one morning. It is breakfast time and, believe it or not, this question is evidence of a crisis at Chateau Dear.
‘I don’t think so,’ I reply, gazing into the fridge and wondering why we have quite so much yogurt. ‘I’m not sure we’re the target audience. Why do you ask?’
‘It’s on the cornflakes packet. How about Shrek’s Adventure instead?’
‘What is Shrek’s Adventure, when it’s at home?’
Mr D pulls his glasses to