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    At the Post
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    At the Post

    By H. L. (Horace Leonard) Gold and Vidmer

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    Release dateNov 27, 2013
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      At the Post - H. L. (Horace Leonard) Gold

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      Title: At the Post

      Author: Horace Leonard Gold

      Illustrator: VIDMER

      Release Date: May 18, 2010 [EBook #32413]

      Language: English

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      AT THE POST

      By H. L. GOLD

      Illustrated by VIDMER

      [Transcriber Note: This etext was produced from Galaxy Science Fiction October 1953. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]

      How does a person come to be scratched from the human race? Psychiatry did not have the answer—perhaps Clocker's turf science did!

      When Clocker Locke came into the Blue Ribbon, on 49th Street west of Broadway, he saw that nobody had told Doc Hawkins about his misfortune. Doc, a pub-crawling, non-practicing general practitioner who wrote a daily medical column for a local tabloid, was celebrating his release from the alcoholic ward, but his guests at the rear table of the restaurant weren't in any mood for celebration.

      What's the matter with you—have you suddenly become immune to liquor? Clocker heard Doc ask irritably, while Clocker was passing the gem merchants, who, because they needed natural daylight to do business, were traditionally accorded the tables nearest the windows. I said the drinks were on me, didn't I? Doc insisted. Now let us have some bright laughter and sparkling wit, or must we wait until Clocker shows up before there is levity in the house?

      Seeing the others glance toward the door, Doc turned and looked at Clocker. His mouth fell open silently, for the first time in Clocker's memory.

      Good Lord! he said after a moment. "Clocker's become a character!"

      Clocker felt embarrassed. He still wasn't used to wearing a business suit of subdued gray, and black oxfords, instead of his usual brilliant sports jacket, slacks and two-tone suede shoes; a tie with timid little figures, whereas he had formerly been an authority on hand-painted cravats; and a plain wristwatch in place of his spectacular chronograph.

      By all Broadway standards, he knew, Doc was correct—he'd become strange and eccentric, a character.

      It was Zelda's idea, Clocker explained somberly, sitting down and shaking his head at the waiter who ambled over. She wanted to make a gentleman out of me.

      "Wanted to? Doc repeated, bewildered. You two kids got married just before they took my snakes away. Don't tell me you phhtt already!"

      Clocker looked appealingly at the others. They became busy with drinks and paper napkins.

      Naturally, Doc Hawkins knew the background: That Clocker was a race handicapper—publisher, if you could call it that, of a tiny tip sheet—for Doc, in need of drinking money, had often consulted him professionally. Also that Clocker had married Zelda, the noted 52nd Street stripteuse, who had social aspirations. What remained to be told had occurred during Doc's inevitably temporary cure.

      Isn't anybody going to tell me? Doc demanded.

      It was right after you tried to take the warts off a fire hydrant and they came and got you, said Clocker, that Zelda started hearing voices. It got real bad.

      How bad?

      She's at Glendale Center in an upholstered room. I just came back from visiting her.

      Doc gulped his entire drink, a positive sign that he was upset, or happy, or not feeling anything in particular. Now, however, he was noticeably upset.

      Did the psychiatrists give you a diagnosis? he asked.

      I got it memorized. Catatonia. Dementia praecox, what they used to call, one of the brain vets told me, and he said it's hopeless.

      Rough, said Doc. Very rough. The outlook is never good in such cases.

      Maybe they can't help her, Clocker said harshly, but I will.

      People are not horses, Doc reminded him.

      I've noticed that, said Handy Sam, the armless wonder at the flea circus, drinking beer because he had an ingrown toenail and couldn't hold a shot glass. Now that Clocker had told the grim story, he felt free to talk, which he did enthusiastically. Clocker's got a giant brain, Doc. Who was it said Warlock'd turn into a dog in his third year? Clocker, the only dopester in the racket. And that's just one—

      Zelda was my best flesh act, interrupted Arnold Wilson Wyle, a ten-percenter whom video had saved from alimony jail. "A solid boffola in the bop basements. Nobody regrets her sad condition more than

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