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    Sweet Revenge
    Sweet Revenge
    Sweet Revenge
    Ebook32 pages13 minutes

    Sweet Revenge

    By Kristi Porter

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    **Short Story**True Story**

    Anyone that is married, or has a significant other will appreciate this true "revenge" story. Told with humor and pitch-perfect timing, Sweet Revenge is a laugh out loud story sure to be be retold again and again over the dinner table. Great for those moments when you need a quick smile. Includes a bonus excerpt from Babies Come From Where?!? Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy and Birth!

    Review:(via Amazon.com) "OMG FUNNY! This short story had me laughing out loud. Sweet Revenge is the perfect title for this story, as the author certainly gets her revenge in the end. Loved it!" ~ Steve Luytjes

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKristi Porter
    Release dateJun 29, 2012
    ISBN9781476250533
    Sweet Revenge
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    Kristi Porter

    Kristi Porter is a knitwear designer, technical editor, teacher, and author, whose work has been featured in Knit Wit and the Knitgrrl book series. She is the designer for Curious Creek Fibers (CuriousCreek.com) and has appeared on the DIY television series Knitty Gritty. A regular contributor of features and patterns to Knitty.com, Kristi has been involved with this online magazine since its inception. She lives with her husband, Leo; daughters, Zoe and Eleanor; a cat; and two sock dogs in La Jolla, California.

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      Sweet Revenge - Kristi Porter

      Sweet Revenge

      By Kristi Porter

      Copyright 2012

      Smashwords Edition

      This short story is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. It may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this story with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you are reading this story and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

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      Sweet Revenge

      I lay sprawled across the pavement in the middle of a parking lot at the local 7-11 store, and all I could think about was stringing my husband up by his toenails.

      Someone asked if I was okay, and I opened my eyes to find a group of teens gathered around me. They looked down at me with wide eyes and raised brows. A few tried to stifle laughter. Mortified, I scrambled to my feet, climbed

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