May I Play?
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This is a story about the time my mother decided to play Dungeons and Dragons with me and my group. We tried hard in the 1980s to be just a normal group of kids having fun playing games and drinking pop. That hit an abrupt wall as you will see.
Darrel Miller
It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!
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May I Play? - Darrel Miller
MAY I PLAY?
by
Darrel D. Miller
SMASHWORDS EDITION
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PUBLISHED BY:
Darrel D. Miller on Smashwords
May I Play?
Copyright © 2014 by Darrel D. Miller
Smashwords Edition Notes
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. ~ Steve Martin
This is a satirical, if you will – humorous - take on what happened. Events have been added. Time compressed. In short: this is approximately what happened. Enjoy
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Sundays in the 1980s were my yin and yang; they encapsulated the best and worst of life. See, on Sundays we had to go to Sunday School, and Church, every week. No breaks, my mother did not believe in taking a break from church - at that time. However, after Church we got our sin
on: we gathered together to play Dungeons and Dragons. Hey! it was a small town the varieties of sin where extremely limited.
We would rush home from Church, tear off our dress clothes, slide into some comfortable clothes, slurp down lunch