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    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4
    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4
    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4
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    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4

    By Brian Boone and Amanda Brack

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    Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not  Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin)

    The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself.

    Jokes include clever lines such as:

    What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
    Ill-literacy

    We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.”
    Who are we? Ravenclaw

    Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class?
    Because he was so "charming."

    Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick?
    He needed a ghost-writer.
    Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateSep 24, 2019
    ISBN9781510740969
    The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4
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    Brian Boone

    Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.

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      The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter - Brian Boone

      Introduction

      What qualities define a Ravenclaw?

      First of all they’re smart, they’re studious, and they’re dedicated to pursuing the truth and knowledge in all of its many forms. Not so well-known—but also true—is that Ravenclaws, those bearers of the blue and bronze, are brave, and are unfailingly loyal to their friends and to Hogwarts.

      Also, Ravenclaws are funny. Smart people almost always have a great sense of humor, and so we wanted to make this joke book for all the Ravenclaws out there. Not only do we think that a sharp and witty Ravenclaw like you would find The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaws to be quite charming, but that it will also cast a spell on you!

      But this book isn’t just for Ravenclaws. No matter where the Sorting Hat placed you, there’s something here for everyone to enjoy, even if you’re a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff … or even a Slytherin. (Or even a muggle!) It’s full of jokes, riddles, puns, and word games about the people, places, and things that make J.K. Rowling’s world of wizards and witches so, well, magical!

      So accio yourself a comfortable chair, lumos that lamp … and enjoy!

      Chapter 1

      LIFE IN RAVENCLAW

      Q.So how is life as a Ravenclaw?

      A.Pretty Ravenclawsome!

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      Q.Did you hear about the Ravenclaw who went to the Olympics?

      A.She won a blue-and-bronze medal!

      •

      Q.What do you call a wizard who never leaves the library?

      A.A Ravenclaw!

      •

      Q.What do you call a wizard who forgot to go to the Yule Ball because they were too busy studying?

      A.A Ravenclaw!

      •

      Q.What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with a Hufflepuff?

      A.A Ravenpuff!

      •

      Q.How does a Ravenclaw work a boat?

      A.They Rowena.

      •

      Q.What do you call a giant trophy that Ravenclaw never wins?

      A.A House Cup.

      •

      Q.Why did Ravenclaw never win a House Cup?

      A.Because it wasn’t Gryffindor.

      •

      Q.What’s the house song of Ravenclaw?

      A.Fly Like an Eagle.

      •

      Q.What do you call a Ravenclaw’s dad?

      A.Her Raven Pa.

      •

      Q.Did you hear about the Ravenclaw legacy?

      A.Her Ravenclaw mother was so excited she was a ravin’ ma!

      •

      Q.What do you call someone who’s almost smart enough to get into Ravenclaw?

      A.Hermione!

      •

      Q.How was Ravenclaw Tower built?

      A.With a Raven saw.

      •

      Q.In the Ravenclaw dorms, how are the beds arranged?

      A.In Rowenas.

      •

      Q.Did you hear that they named a body of water after Ms. Lovegood?

      A.It was Luna Sea!

      •

      Q.What does a Ravenclaw bring to a picnic?

      A.Ravenslaw.

      •

      Q.Why did every other Ravenclaw want to be friends with Luna?

      A.Because Luna Lovegood.

      •

      Q.What NFL game would a Ravenclaw have a hard time choosing a team to root for?

      A.Eagles vs. Ravens.

      •

      Q.Who’s the sharpest in Ravenclaw?

      A.The raven claw!

      •

      Q.What do you call a daring Ravenclaw?

      A.Bravenclaw.

      •

      Q.What do you call a smooth-faced Ravenclaw?

      A.Shavenclaw.

      •

      Q.What do you call a thrifty Ravenclaw?

      A.Savenclaw.

      •

      Q.What do you call a Ravenclaw who surfs?

      A.Rad-venclaw.

      •

      Q.What do you call a Ravenclaw who hangs out in cemeteries?

      A.Gravenclaw.

      •

      Q.What do you call a greedy Ravenclaw?

      A.Cravenclaw.

      •

      Q.What do you call a Ravenclaw who lives inside a mountain?

      A.Cavenclaw.

      •

      Q.How many Ravenclaws does it take to change a light bulb?

      A.Just one. They stop reading long enough to say "lumos," and then they go back to their book.

      •

      Q.How many Ravenclaws does it take to change a light bulb?

      A.Just one—they quickly use some magic and get it done.

      •

      Q.Why are Ravenclaws always ready for bed?

      A.Because they had to climb

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