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    Retief: Diplomat-at-Arms
    Retief: Diplomat-at-Arms
    Retief: Diplomat-at-Arms
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    Retief: Diplomat-at-Arms

    By Keith Laumer

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    Retief had just one job on Northroyal—to save the galaxy from madness and war. So with a frayed cloak and an old horse and a packet in his saddlebags—not to mention blood, guts, and brains he set out. Keith Laumer was a Hugo and Nebula award nominee! Before becoming a science fiction writer Laumer was an officer in the United States Air Force and a diplomat in the Foreign Service, adding a note of realism to many of his stories. One of science fiction’s true luminaries.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStart Publishing LLC
    Release dateOct 9, 2020
    ISBN9781649740434
    Retief: Diplomat-at-Arms
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    Keith Laumer

    John Keith Laumer (June 9, 1925 – January 23, 1993) was an American science fiction author. Prior to becoming a full-time writer, he was an officer in the United States Air Force and a diplomat in the United States Foreign Service. His older brother March Laumer was also a writer, known for his adult reinterpretations of the Land of Oz (also mentioned in Laumer's The Other Side of Time). Frank Laumer, their youngest brother, is a historian and writer.

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    • 4/5
      Even though the cover would not convey this, the book is quite humorous. This is a must read for all fans of Laumer's Reteif series.
    • 4/5
      One of those characters that get themselves into the weirdest situations - but always give you a hilarious time watching them get back out of it.
    • 4/5
      One of the odder things about this particular Retief book is that, despite the title, it doesn't contain my absolute favorite Retief story, 'Diplomat-at-Arms'. 
    • 4/5
      If you like tongue in cheek spoofs of James Bond and diplomats, look no further. Laumer did a wonderful job in the Retief stories of deflating the world of international politics and cast barbs at bureaucrats of all levels. This is the book to start with if you want to read through them all.
    • 5/5
      Best Sci-Fi Ever Written!

      By far the greatest sci-fi series ever written. Follow James Retief and Ben Magnun on thier action packed, tounge-in-cheek adventures across the galaxy.

      The Retief series started out as a series of short stories published the various science fiction pulps during the 1950's through to the 1960's. These are classic sci-fi as it was written before the days of the moon landing. All together there were more than 60 stories about Retief's space adventures.

      After the death of Keith Laumer, editors began to compile collections of these classic pulp fiction stories into a book series. Each collection contains 3 to 5 or more stories.

      Of the series Retief and the Warlords is my fave!

      If you like Douglas Adams' Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy than you're sure to love Retief.

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    Retief - Keith Laumer

    Retief: Diplomat-at-Arms

    by Keith Laumer

    Start Publishing LLC

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    Retief had just one job on Northroyal—to save the galaxy from madness and war. So with a frayed cloak and an old horse and a packet in his saddlebags—not to mention blood, guts, and brains he set out.

    The cold white sun of Northroyal glared on pale dust and vivid colors in the narrow raucous street. Retief rode slowly, unconscious of the huckster’s shouts, the kaleidoscope of smells, the noisy milling crowd. His thoughts were on events of long ago on distant worlds; thoughts that set his features in narrow-eyed grimness. His bony, powerful horse, unguided, picked his way carefully, with flaring nostrils, wary eyes alert in the turmoil.

    The mount sidestepped a darting gamin and Retief leaned forward, patted the sleek neck. The job had some compensations, he thought; it was good to sit on a fine horse again, to shed the grey business suit...

    A dirty-faced man pushed a fruit cart almost under the animal’s head; the horse shied, knocked over the cart. At once a muttering crowd began to gather around the heavy- shouldered grey-haired man. He reined in and sat scowling, an ancient brown cape over his shoulders, a covered buckler slung at the side of the worn saddle, a scarred silver-worked claymore strapped across his back in the old cavalier fashion.

    Retief hadn’t liked this job when he had first heard of it. He had gone alone on madman’s errands before, but that had been long ago a phase of his career that should have been finished. And the information he had turned up in his background research had broken his professional detachment. Now the locals were trying an old tourist game on him; ease the outlander into a spot, then demand money...

    Well, Retief thought, this was as good a time as any to start playing the role; there was a hell of a lot here in the quaint city of Fragonard that needed straightening out.

    Make way, you rabble! he roared suddenly, or by the chains of the sea-god I’ll make a path through you! He spurred the horse; neck arching, the mount stepped daintily forward.

    The crowd made way reluctantly before him. Pay for the merchandise you’ve destroyed, called a voice.

    Let peddlers keep a wary eye for their betters, snorted the man loudly, his eye roving over the faces before him. A tall fellow with long yellow hair stepped squarely into his path.

    There are no rabble or peddlers here, he said angrily. Only true cavaliers of the Clan Imperial...

    The mounted man leaned from his saddle to stare into the eyes of the other. His seamed brown face radiated scorn. When did a true cavalier turn to commerce? If you were trained to the Code you’d know a gentleman doesn’t soil his hands with penny-grubbing, and that the Emperor’s highroad belongs to the mounted knight. So clear your rubbish out of my path, if you’d save it.

    Climb down off that nag, shouted the tall young man, reaching for the bridle. I’ll show you some practical knowledge of the Code. I challenge you to stand and defend yourself.

    In an instant the thick barrel of an antique Imperial Guards power gun was in the grey-haired man’s hand. He leaned negligently on the high pommel of his saddle with his left elbow, the pistol laid across his forearm pointing unwaveringly at the man before him.

    The hard old face smiled grimly. I don’t soil my hands in street brawling with new-hatched nobodies, he said. He nodded toward the arch spanning the street ahead. Follow me through the arch, if you call yourself a man and a Cavalier. He moved on then; no one hindered him. He rode in silence throagh the crowd, pulled up at the gate barring the street. This would be the first real test of his cover identity. The papers which had gotten him through Customs and Immigration at Fragonard Spaceport the day before had been burned along with the civilian clothes. From here on he’d be getting by on the uniform and a cast-iron nerve.

    A purse-mouthed fellow wearing the uniform of a Lieutenant-Ensign in the Household Escort Regiment looked him over, squinted his eyes, smiled sourly.

    What can I do for you, Uncle? He spoke carelessly, leaning against the engraved buttress mounting the wrought-iron gate. Yellow and green sunlight filtered down through the leaves of the giant linden trees bordering the cobbled street.

    The grey-haired man stared down at him. The first thing you can do, Lieutenant-Ensign, he said in a voice of cold steel, is come to a position of attention.

    The thin man straightened, frowning. What’s that? His . expression hardened. "Get down off that beast and let’s have a look at your papel’Sif you’ve

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