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Hilarious rugby jokes about forwards, backs, coaches, referees, and fans.
Whether you love funny stories, quips, and one liners - this book has them all.
These are my best rugby union jokes from friendly banter with fans from England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.
Suitable for all ages.
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Best Rugby Jokes - John Winter
Overhead At The Match
Sometimes the chat in the stands is more entertaining than the rugby match itself.
Always Disappointed
Two old chaps were sitting behind me at a match halfway through the season.
They lambasted the performance of the expensive South African flanker who arrived at the club in the summer.
Billy: I know the useless duffer hasn’t worked out, but I still call him our wonder player.
Kenny: Why on earth would you call him that?
Billy: Every time he plays, I wonder why we signed him.
Three Wise Men
Three long-suffering supporters watched in resigned dismay as the team collapsed to defeat.
Bill said, I blame the manager. The idiot can’t come up with a game plan.
Boris said, I blame the players. They can’t execute the game plan.
Blaine said I blame my parents. If I'd been born somewhere else, I might be supporting a decent team.
The Empty Seat
Charlie and John had season tickets for their local club in Premiership Rugby. The season started up again in September and they attended every home match.
By November, they realized that one seat beside them was always vacant. They figured it would be great if their pal Steve could get join them.
So they dropped into the club office and asked if the season ticket for Row M Seat 15 was for sale.
The secretary checked and shook her head. Sorry, that was sold in the summer.
But the seat remained empty all through December until the traditional big match on Boxing Day.
To their amazement, a young man brushed past to sit beside them.
John was too polite to ask, but Charlie
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