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    Self-Destruction Made Easy
    Self-Destruction Made Easy
    Self-Destruction Made Easy
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    Self-Destruction Made Easy

    By Bill Little

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    “A rather rare work in the field of psychotherapy: one with a profound sense of humor, and one that [makes] many serious, sensible points.” —Albert Ellis, Ph.D.

    Building on twists and paradoxes, licensed psychologist, and longtime pastor Bill L. Little shows you how to get rid of problems by understanding how they are produced. This warm-hearted, witty book dares you to cling to your depressions, your anxieties, and your unhealthy relationships and mess up your life with sundry colorful phobias, dependencies, and addictions. Misery is an art—not just a state of mind. Learn it. Wallow in it. Use it. Sneak up on your troubles from behind and throw them all into hopeful perspective.
     
    By taking a lighthearted look at how you perceive your limitations, you can make positive changes that will enhance the quality of your life.
     
    “By poking fun at my frailties, Bill makes it impossible to ever again take them quite so seriously.” —Jeff Lair, Ph.D., author of I Ain’t Much, Baby—But I’m All I’ve Got

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateApr 30, 1999
    ISBN9781589809512
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      Self-Destruction Made Easy - Bill Little

      Glossary of New Words and Phrases

      Archeological Self-punishment—The practice of digging up past mistakes and/or bad experiences in order to make oneself feel miserable.

      Basset Hound Syndrome, The—The habit or ability to take on the physical characteristics of sad-looking dogs in order to outwardly manifest inward sadness.

      Bossophobia—The fear of bosses.

      But First Syndrome, The—The practice of using the conjunction but in order to discount any positive feelings or experiences; e.g., "I'm kind to people, but they don't usually respond well to my kindness."

      Circular Depression—Feelings of depression or sadness brought on by circular thinking. See Circular Thinking.

      Circular Thinking—Thinking that brings on circular depression. See Circular Depression.

      Double-bind Counterproduction—Combine any two or more of the four patterns of counterproductive thinking into a large economy-size dilemma.

      Dynamite Sandwich—The explosive situation which ultimately results from packing negative feelings inside oneself.

      Emotion in Motion—1. The ability to produce negative emotions while traveling, as in your car. 2. The ability to develop or sustain a feeling state while moving about, e.g., slouching and dragging your feet to sustain depression, as in applying the Basset Hound Syndrome.

      Goal Ambiguity—The confused state of mental paralysis which results when one effectively blurs the focus in discussing problems.

      Greener Grassing—The practice of thinking things are always better somewhere else or at some time other than the present.

      I-told-me-so Syndrome—A pattern of thinking that produces your worst expectations, as in self-fulfilling prophecy.

      John of Arc—A male Joan of Arc, i.e., a male martyr.

      Mountain-building—The practice of stacking together many mole hills, or the ability to imagine mole hills as being larger than they really are.

      Mulish—A Missouri word for extreme stubbornness.

      Must-win Losers—People who, because they must always win, continuously focus on the next conflict or game, thus losing the pleasure of present achievements.

      Negative Control—Producing problems to demonstrate the ability to solve them, e.g., deliberately crying to prove you can stop crying. The technique is an application of paradoxical intention whereby positive power is demonstrated by its opposite.

      Negative Trinity—Fear, Guilt, and Rejection.

      PAIN (PAradoxical INention)—The therapeutic practice of helping people to take control of their symptoms by directing them toward rather than away from their symptom; e.g., You are feeling depressed? Go ahead and depress yourself.

      Passive Communication—Talk with no action.

      Phobiaphilia—The love of fear.

      Postownaygut—An imaginative blend of Latin, Early American Pig Latin and German which means counterproductive thinking that says, Wait for the good times that will come someday.

      Postownaynichtgut— An imaginative blend of Latin, Early American Pig Latin and German which means counterproductive thinking that says, The future isn't so hot.

      Preownaygut—An imaginative blend of Latin, Early American Pig Latin and German which means counterproductive thinking that says, The good old days were always better than now.

      Preownaynichtgut—An imaginative blend of Latin, Early American Pig Latin and German which means counterproductive thinking that says, The past was terrible and I won't forget it.

      Principle of Perversity, The—Dr. Thomas W. Allen's way of describing basic human contrariness.

      Pseudo-failures—People who deny their success and pretend or appear to have missed their goals when actually they have not. Such people are a genuine source of irritation to people who really fail.

      Pseudopersecution—Self-inflicted persecution resulting from erroneous use of religious concepts. (Can be applied in nonreligious people as well. In such cases the definition would be: Self-inflicted persecution resulting from erroneous use of any concepts.)

      Pseudotrust—A phony state of confidence usually created in another person by lying to him/her. Frequently is started with the prevarication, I want the truth.

      Pyrite Rule, The—The fool's gold rule. Don't care about others and they probably won't care about you.

      Reverse Beasley Principle, The—The practice of taking on other people's problems as your own. (Internalizing; see page 3).

      Screaming the Impossible Scream—A threat you have neither the means nor intention of carrying out; a form of Passive Communication, e.g., If you don't sit down I'm going to cut your legs off!

      Sidetracking—The art of derailing discussion.

      Snowballing—The practice of procrastinating when dealing with small problems until they grow into enormous problems.

      Spouse Deafness—The ability to not hear your spouse, regardless of proximity of mouth to ear. Often results from passive communication.

      Titanic Fear—The ability to believe that anything you fear must be worse than it appears to be. You only see the tip of the iceberg.

      Trinity of Denial—A religious cop-out that leads to failure, hypocrisy and rejection.

      Victim—One who not only will enthusiastically suffer for anything, any cause or no cause, but who must suffer for something and therefore is willing to suffer for nothing.

      Volcano Effect—Emotional or physical explosions resulting from the excessive stuffing of a dynamite sandwich.

      Volunteeritis—A form of avoiding relationships and responsibility manifested by donating service to less significant relationships and/or responsibility. A form of workaholism.

      Want Power—A motivating drive usually mistaken for will power.

      Water Route—The course of least resistance.

      This Will Drive You Sane

      Let's be honest. Sane does not mean without problems. In fact, in our society it is insane to be without problems. It is abnormal and practically immoral to be able to say, I don't have any problems. Even if it's true, you have to be insane to say it openly. Nobody likes a showoff, so if you have no problems, at least be quiet about it.

      Most people have a few problems and can be helped to develop them more fully, while anyone can learn to have problems. This book can drive you sane, even if you are completely problem-free.

      The good news is that problems seldom just happen. They are basically produced. With a little guidance, you can develop your own problem-riddled sanity.

      1

      The Fundamentals of Problem-Production

      Some people believe that problem-producing is more of an art than a science. This would mean that problem-generators are born, not made. I am sure, however, that any serious problem-seeker can produce the techniques that I am about to describe. If you really want to learn the art (or science) of PROBLEM-PRODUCTION, then read this chapter over and over until you have mastered the fundamentals.

      Snowballing: A tremendously important technique which can change your entire life.

      Many principles begin with myths, and the principle of snowballing is no exception. It seems that many years ago a wise man observed one he thought to be a fool. The foolish man was running down a snow-covered hill—with a small snowball rolling close behind him.

      To the wise man it appeared obvious that the fool could stop, turn around, pick up the tiny snowball and throw it away. It was also obvious to the wise man that if the foolish man continued to run down the hill the snowball would grow and grow until it could literally mangle him. And that is exactly what happened.

      Upon further reflection (wise men almost always reflect on things), he decided that the man may not have been a fool. Maybe he wanted to prove himself by overpowering a big snowball. Anyone could throw a small snowball away! Or maybe he was just bent on self-destruction and devised this magnificent, creative way to bow out.

      The wise man never discovered the real reason but, being a real wise man, he shared the ideas with his kinsmen. Over the years they developed snowballing into a popular sport that has maintained its status to this very day. It is a sport not unlike the better-known game of risk called Russian Roulette.

      The principle involved in snowballing is basic and essential to PROBLEM-PRODUCTION. If you stop and face problems when they are beginning, it is relatively easy to handle them. But for any person who really wants to develop problems, it is a mistake—a fatal mistake—to face problems early. Simply stated, the principle is: If you want to produce substantial problems in your life, you must avoid the temptation to solve them prematurely. In order to permit little problems to snowball, you must use every avoiding tactic known to mankind in order to permit your problems to get a firm foothold.

      One simple and very practical application of snowballing is practiced by many people prior to the income tax deadline in this country. They tell themselves to wait until a more convenient time before putting together the materials necessary for filling out the old familiar income tax forms. They avoid the temptation of putting records in convenient places, thus virtually assuring themselves of panic when income tax time comes closer and closer. What could have been a simple process, through record-keeping and filing, becomes utter chaos to the snowballer.

      The concept of snowballing is mentioned early in this chapter because it is useful in the development of other techniques.

      Snowballing is a sophisticated term for procrastination. It can apply to all areas of human life, including physical health, decision-making in business, religion, politics, home life, mental health, marriage and personal adjustment.

      The best snowballers practice a simple rule: When you think it is past time to do something about a problem—wait a little longer.

      The Reverse Beasley Principle: The opposite of a problem-solving technique developed by a close friend of mine named Rod Beasley. I call his method externalizing or the Beasley Principle.

      Externalizing is the ability to permit other people to assume the responsibility for their own problems. As we shall see, problem-producers are frequently willing to assume the responsibility for anyone's problems. Beasley seldom, if ever, accepted the responsibility for another person's problems.

      I was riding with Beasley one day when he stopped at a four-way stop sign. We had barely paused at the stop sign when a man in the car behind us began blowing his horn.

      I said, Beasley, that fellow is upset.

      Beasley said, Bill, that is his problem. My problem is to secure this intersection before proceeding. (He was an army man, and he always talked like that.)

      As we moved slowly through the intersection, Beasley, looking both ways, was still talking, ". . . horn-honking doesn't bother me—I'm used to noise. In fact, that fellow can eat his steering wheel if he wants—it is not my

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