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    New Labour (NHB Modern Plays)
    New Labour (NHB Modern Plays)
    New Labour (NHB Modern Plays)
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    New Labour (NHB Modern Plays)

    By Marcelo Dos Santos

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    Getting pissed, getting laid, getting by.
    The adventures and misadventures of a group of graduates working in a North London call centre: Alice wants to be a singer, Liam wants to travel, Rob wants to make a killing and Sally's been there too long but it's okay, it's not forever, is it? Is it?
    New Labour is a comedy drama about being young, working in a shit job, living in debt, and all the funny and sad things you do to cope. It's about the modern workforce – the children of New Labour; their hopes, their realities.
    First performed by students of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, London, in 2014, directed by Richard Wilson, it provides rich opportunities for drama schools and youth theatre groups to perform.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNick Hern Books
    Release dateOct 13, 2016
    ISBN9781780018300
    New Labour (NHB Modern Plays)
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    Marcelo Dos Santos

    Marcelo Dos Santos is an award-winning playwright and scriptwriter. His plays include: Backstairs Billy (West End, 2023); Feeling Afraid As If Something Terrible Is Going To Happen (Summerhall, Edinburgh, 2022 and Bush Theatre, London, 2023); New Labour (RADA, 2014, directed by Richard Wilson); Lionboy adapted from the novels by Zizou Corder (Complicite, 2013 and 2014); Lovers Walk (Southwark Playhouse); and Cheer Up, This is Only the Beginning (Liverpool Playhouse).

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      New Labour (NHB Modern Plays) - Marcelo Dos Santos

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      Marcelo Dos Santos

      NEW LABOUR

      art

      NICK HERN BOOKS

      London

      www.nickhernbooks.co.uk

      Contents

      Title Page

      Original Production

      Acknowledgements

      Dedication

      Characters

      Act One

      Act Two

      Act Three

      Act Four

      Act Five

      About the Author

      Copyright and Performing Rights Information

      New Labour was first performed at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, London, in November 2014, with the following cast:

      Acknowledgements

      Thanks to: Richard Wilson, Ed Kemp, Lloyd Trott and all at RADA, Christopher Campbell, Kenneth Emson, Yates Norton, and the Nick Hern Books team.

      M.D.S.

      For Carol and Patrick Paul McGowan

      Characters

      ALICE

      LIAM

      LIZ

      BRIAN

      COLETTE

      CAL

      ROB

      SALLY

      ROISIN

      DUNCAN

      Note on Play

      All the characters are in their early twenties, except Liz, Sally and Duncan who are slightly older, mid-twenties; and Colette who is slightly younger, eighteen to twenty.

      Setting

      The play is set in a call centre. The space is open plan, with an area where they make calls to one side and a ‘break out’ space with a small sofa and kitchen on the other. The original production represented it naturalistically but it has been produced elsewhere with minimal set.

      ACT ONE

      Spring

      ALICE (twenty-one, pretty, northern) sits entwined with LIAM (twenty-one, slightly geeky) on the sofa in the ‘break out’ area of the space.

      ALICE. No!

      LIAM. Yes!

      ALICE. You?

      LIAM. Me.

      ALICE. You? Liam?

      LIAM (Tarzan impression). Me Liam, you Alice.

      Beat.

      ALICE. Fucking hell.

      LIAM. I know.

      ALICE. On your own?

      LIAM. Yeah.

      ALICE. That’s just. That’s just. On your own? You’re not going with Rob?

      LIAM. No. I was going to go with my mate Steve from back home but he keeps bailing and I thought: fuck it.

      ALICE. I can’t even go to the loo on my own. South America?

      LIAM. Colombia, but then Bolivia, Argentina / Peru, Brazil –

      ALICE. Do you speak Spanish?

      LIAM. No.

      ALICE. What the fuck?

      LIAM. I know.

      ALICE. You?

      LIAM. Yes me, why not me?

      ALICE. Well you know you’re not very –

      LIAM. Exciting?

      ALICE. Adventurous. You’re my hamster, aren’t you?

      LIAM. I’ve had enough of my wheel. I’m making a break for it.

      ALICE. What will you do?

      LIAM. I’m going to teach in a school in Colombia.

      ALICE. Oh my God are you going to save the world?

      LIAM. No, obviously but I want to do something. I want to help. But after that who knows? The open road.

      ALICE. Get you. The open road. You can’t even drive.

      LIAM. I’ll learn.

      ALICE. You seem different.

      LIAM. I feel different.

      ALICE. What do you feel?

      LIAM. I feel. I feel real, you know?

      ALICE. No, no I don’t.

      LIAM. You do.

      ALICE. I don’t.

      LIAM. It feels good.

      ALICE. I bet. (Beat.) Have you told anyone else yet?

      LIAM. No. Just you.

      Beat.

      ALICE. I don’t want you to go.

      Beat.

      LIAM. Come with me then.

      ALICE. No. To Colombia? No.

      LIAM. Why not?

      ALICE. I can’t. No money.

      LIAM. Credit card.

      ALICE. It’s so far.

      LIAM. That’s what’s brilliant.

      ALICE. I look like a drug mule.

      LIAM laughs.

      It’s true, I do. I’ll get caught and end up in jail for sixty years.

      LIAM. Well, just try not to smuggle cocaine.

      ALICE. I know but sometimes they / sneak it into your suitcase and you don’t even know it.

      LIAM. Who’s they?

      ALICE. It’s the kind of daft thing that would happen to me.

      LIAM. I don’t think it will.

      ALICE. I can’t risk it.

      She rests on him.

      I mean what would I even do?

      LIAM. Work in the school with me. There’s beaches and turtles. There are cities in the middle of the jungle, which are above the cloud line. Can you imagine that?

      ALICE. Your face then.

      LIAM. What?

      ALICE. Go to Colombia, Liam. Climb a mountain. Save the children.

      LIAM. Well they are our future.

      ALICE. And shag Shakira for me.

      LIAM. Okay, if I have to.

      ALICE. You do.

      Pause.

      LIAM. I was just thinking: I’ve got some money saved, if you did want to go I could lend you some.

      ALICE. Liam!

      LIAM. It’s alright. It’s cheaper going with someone, you can split things.

      ALICE. Don’t be daft, I was just joking, you’re being daft now.

      LIAM. I’m not.

      ALICE. What about Cal?

      LIAM. What about him?

      ALICE.

      LIAM. Well, he could come if he wanted.

      Beat.

      ALICE gives him a kiss on the cheek.

      ALICE. I’m proud of you, hamster.

      He smiles.

      Enter LIZ, mid-twenties, Australian. Wild.

      LIZ (to LIAM). Pass her over.

      LIZ sits down and LIAM manoeuvres ALICE over to LIZ like a baby.

      Thanks, love.

      LIAM stands up and heads towards the exit.

      LIAM. I’m going to get supplies. Do you want anything in particular?

      LIZ. Nah, surprise me.

      LIAM exits.

      Such a sweetie.

      ALICE. I know.

      LIZ kisses her leg. ALICE laughs.

      She keeps kissing it, moving towards ALICE’s feet.

      Not my feet.

      LIZ. Yes your feet.

      ALICE. No, I’m all sweaty.

      She squeals and squirms around. LIZ takes off ALICE’s pumps.

      LIZ. Oh. My. God.

      ALICE. I know they stink. I said. Stop it.

      LIZ. These are impossibly perfect feet.

      ALICE. No! They’re disgusting.

      LIZ. Are you kidding? I could eat them. I want to eat them. Can I eat them? Let me eat them.

      ALICE. Don’t! They’re manky.

      LIZ. Does Cal suck your toes?

      ALICE. Definitely not. He’s a bit funny about stuff sometimes.

      LIZ. Stuff, you say. What stuff?

      ALICE. I shouldn’t say.

      LIZ. Well now you have to say and by the way you have to tell

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