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[REDACTED] keeps his name and school secret—even hiding his appearance behind stickers. Why? Because his bad luck is super embarrassing!
It’s the first day at a new school, and this fresh new start means absolutely no one knows just how unlucky he is. But after missing his school bus, getting lost looking for his classroom, and getting smacked in the face with a basketball, he quickly realizes he is doomed forever. Luckily, some new friends might just help him make it through the worst first day ever!
With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, The Very Worst Ever chapter books are perfect for emerging readers.
Andy Nonamus
Andy Nonamus has been writing for as long as he can remember. He lives in New York.
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First Day, Worst Day - Andy Nonamus
Hey, Reader!
Thanks for checking out my story. Though I gotta warn you, I can’t ever let you know my real name or what I look like. This may seem weird, but trust me, it’s very important that I stay a secret.
Why? To protect myself! Seriously, these stories are super embarrassing!
Plus, you might even know me already! I could be in your class, on your baseball team, in your ballet class, or playing the tuba in your school band… anywhere!
For all you know I could be sitting next to you right now!
So I went ahead and scratched out my name and put a sticker on my face, so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
Now, we can both enjoy reading all about my awkward life… if you’re into that kind of thing.
Peace out!
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1
MONDAYS, MAPLE SYRUP, AND MUTTS
If you ask me, Mondays get a bad rap.
Tuesdays have tacos. Saturdays have sleepovers and video games until dawn. But what have Mondays ever been good for?
I’ll tell you: Mondays bring a fresh start. And for an unlucky kid like me, that’s worth a thousand Saturdays. Mondays mean last week’s mistakes are in the past. Mondays come and hit the reset button on my cursed life.
This particular Monday marked the First Day of School. It was like a national holiday and Christmas morning all rolled into one. I got new clothes, new sneakers, and best of all, a whole new town where absolutely no one knew me! I had gone to sleep as the Unluckiest Boy Who Ever Lived. But today, I would wake up as the kid who—hold on. I hadn’t actually woken up yet!