Among them will be two new speciality beers from Rugby's own Atomic Brewery - Atomic Melt Down (4.2 per cent), which recently came second in the best bitter category at the Leicester Beer Festival, and Atomic Blackout.
Police told the confectioner to melt down all chocolate versions of the actor's manhood, after receiving numerous complaints from passers-by with children.
By the way, that melted blob in the photo is a former "offshore" el-cheapo lithium that "went-off" in someone's light and decided to melt down. How about that one in your pocket?