pug-faced

Maybe it was around 1983, when that woman's leg got broken in a fierce toy-store riot over Cabbage Patch Kids -- such scenes were commonplace that year as parents everywhere fought tooth and nail for those pug-faced, smushy cloth dolls, each packaged with its own birth certificate so the child can "adopt" it.

The pug-faced Man U and England star had grown tired of his wife's pregnancy, fixed himself up for quickies in a posh hotel, paid pounds 1,200 a time - and tipped a waiter pounds 200 for taking cigarettes to his suite at half-time.

Almost no neck, wiry hair, pug-faced and threatening to rip you to shreds.

The pug-faced Depardieu is a straight-ahead manager in a condom factory who is preparing to fire his mild-mannered finance director (Daniel Auteuil).

That's how far the pug-faced Scouser's stock has fallen and, following his game of bluff and double bluff with Fergie this week, Hills may have slipped up big time in offering 5-2 that he doesn't make the starting line-up against West Brom today.

HERE'S Bradley Walsh as you hoped you'd never see him - as a pug-faced, squash-nosed barmaid.

September 2005 She proves she can fight dirty when she wrestles Claire Peacock into the mud at the Red Rec after Claire calls her a "pug-faced scumbag".

Few babies are really pretty and the A2, the smallest in the Audi range, is definitely pug-faced. But unlike some ugly babies, it's not a heavyweight.

And the surest sign a woman was born ugly is when they pay surgeons a fortune to cut their face and body to shreds in order to lose the look of a pug-faced munchkin.

And bookies, always eager to cash in on headline-grabbers, have framed a load of speciality bets on the pug-faced former Leeds star.

Overmars is still in awe of the tough and outspoken van Gaal, the pug-faced mentor he credits with fine-tuning his explosive ability after signing him as a 19-year-old.

Jenny Forrester took one look at the pug-faced pooch in his kennel and it was love at first sight.

Unbeknown to her, pig-headed Grant (Ross Kemp) had invited his pug-faced brother Phil (Steve McFadden) and dog-tired sister-in-law Kathy (Gillian Taylforth) to Paris.

There were outrageous boxing decisions which left pug-faced hardmen on their knees weeping.