Best. Injury. Ever.That’s right, a woman has just been transformed into a sex-obsessed deviant after her libido was jump-started into orbit by a freaknerve injury while playing Wii Fit. The young woman, called Amanda, has apperently developed 'persistent sexual arousal syndrome' due to the accident.
When asked how she deals with the constant need for a good seeing to she commented: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." Pah. Forget the hunk. All you need is some really, really dull games to keep those desires on the backburner.
So if you're unfortunate to suffer a similar affliction, and said gaming injury hasn't put you off the medium for life, here's a list oftitles that'll cool your jets. They might not be much fun to play; but they’re at least the gaming equivalent of a cold shower.
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