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Duke d'Escargot: What brings you to Paris?

Claude: Oh, you might say a little business...

Charles: ...and a little pleasure.

Duke d'Escargot: Which do you prefer? Business, or pleasure?

Charles: Well that depends on what you regard as business.

Claude: And, what you may regard as pleasure!

Duke d'Escargot: In Paris we say, business is pleasure.

Charles: And to us, pleasure is our business.

Duke d'Escargot: Then your business should be a pleasure, making my pleasure a business.

Claude: Unless, some mistake business for pleasure. While others know no business but pleasure.

Duke d'Escargot: In that case sir I will show you my business.

Claude: My pleasure.