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Bill: Oh, I remember one time my father came home from a night on the town, which of course had turned into a week, and my mother said, "John, is there anything you won't drink?" and my father shot back, "Poison! I'm saving it for you!"

[laughs]

Bill: And I and my brother, who's now an alcoholic himself, just about died laughing.

Lisa: And this is a happy memory for you?

Bill: Of course! Another time I was cut from the high school football team, and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback, but the McNeals have gained a daughter."

[laughing]

Bill: In front of the other players, too! Priceless!

[laughs]

Bill: Good times.